Like, I’m sorry, how many types of awful can one human be? 5, apparently…

MAGA—Neo-Nazi—Flat-Earther—Anti-Vaxxer—Fake-Bisexual, Tila Tequila

Madame Fortress Mommy

🎶Did you ever know that you’re my front-lace?🎶

We took the mystery box, hop in!

It is. However, I’ve never been sorry about it

“He’s such a dork…I just want to taste his hole.”

Just finished. Need season two

Do you ever see a man and think to yourself “god, I want to lick his jawline?”

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We are the dealmakers, and we are the
dealers of deals.

A jury finds that the sky is blue 🙄

Drinking. But make it film noir

Please Press Hard

Mckenna Grace is one of those rare child actors who have the goods to work well into their golden years. What a talent. Hope she never retires from acting.

Please Press Hard

🎶There must be more than this provincial life!🎶

Once again reminded as I catch up on High Potential that Daniel Sunjata and Deniz Akdeniz can take me to Paris anytime.

With wine and bathing suits optional?

Yeah…I’m good for that 😅

Marlo, for sure. At least she knows she’s going to live. More reason to fight.

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I needed a bit more Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent in my life, so I’ve decided on red wine and Ever After.

Ihopplebees!

Tonight’s film: The Dead

Shut the fuck up!?! Seriously? Sooooo exciting.

Garden plants pruned. Now time to see The Drama! 👰🏽💒🤵🏻🎂

Time to break out the pruning shears ✂️🪻🥀🪴

Ugh. I forgot the “it’s decaffeinated!” part and I’m so mad at myself. But. To be fair. Me and bestie have been day-drinking since 2pm

I love curling up with a cup of coffee. You think coffee and sleep don’t mix? They do if it’s High Point, and the flavor is marvelous!

Hantah Montanta

💃🏼🫧💋⏳