I'm calling the police

ALEXA PLAY "MEET VIRGINIA"

a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening .. ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..

VIRGINIA

Broken clocks are right twice a day/throw enough shit against the wall and some will stick

I don't think anyone set him up. I think he was mentally fucked up by his dad. Not that that's an excuse or anything...

But regardless of that, leaving it out of the conversation entirely is a bizarre move.

If anything it just brings more of a spotlight to his allegations, whether true or not.

Who the fuck is in that 13%? Did they just poll Trump's cabinet or what?

Yeah, you have to be a realist.

On the flip side of the political coin, it's a big part of why I don't like Newsom for 2028: All a middle-road uninformed voter has to see is "Governor of California" and they'll check out immediately.

I think of it as a blessing, especially when it comes to people with dementia. Getting that little glimpse of who they were, so you can remember them the "right" way.

I was in Iraq for this...probably took more potshots around that time than any other while I was there.

Couldn't like any other NFL team use AI to just figure out who the 49ers would pick and then disrupt that in the draft?

They're gonna be a team full of Brian Bosworths, Tim Tebows, and Johnny Manziels that look good "on paper" but flame out in the NFL

In fairness I do own a multi-national shipping conglomerate so I might be okay

There's a phenomenon called "terminal lucidity" where hospice patients perk up a little bit before they pass. It's not fully understood but the general theory is that it's the last bit of the body/mind fighting to stay alive.

Father in law recently passed and it was the same sort of scenario.

My problem with leftists isn't what they want...it's how fast they want it, this "just fix it!" attitude.

You play the hand you are dealt. I hope someone like Mamdani can one day be a viable national candidate, and we are closer to that every day...

But it's still a way off.

Go for the trifecta and throw in an NFL Superpro and a U.S. 1 cameo!

There's this idea that people have where we just need to get a third party candidate in the White House and then...everyone will embrace a third party? I guess? Doesn't make much sense to me.

Wow!

And as we all know, there has NEVER been a player who looks good on paper that flames out when they get to the NFL!

New Movie Coming In The FALL,
With 2nd Feature Movie,Dumb And
Dumber To Follow........

I can't imagine The Atlantic doesn't...you know, vet its stories before they come out.

This is very clearly Kash taking a page from Daddy Trump's playbook: "Watch out or I'll sue!" But Kash Patel ain't Donald Trump, and he doesn't have the connections Trump had/has.

I dunno, but whichever it will be I bet DC area bar tenders have already got their summer 2027 vacations planned.

I like Mamdani a lot. Really.

But let's see how he fares running as mayor in Omaha, and then tell me who the "next face of the Democratic party" is

Half of his long life can be attributed to good health.

The other half can be attributed to wanting to outlive Shatner so he can piss on his grave

I gotta say, between Hegseth, Patel, and the Labor Secretary, DC bars must be doing well

Me waiting for Thomas Massie to read the Epstein list on the house floor (he's gonna do it any day now folks, it's certainly not a con to get in on the ground floor of the next wave of conservativism after MAGA inevitably implodes on itself or anything):

Brett Ratner: "Hey, I may have directed a propaganda film, have sexual assault allegations against me, be on a list of notorious rapists...but I am NOT a part of the Trump administration!"

I've been throwing it on on Pluto lately. Just dropping in mid-episode while eating dinner or whatever, like the good old days lol

It comes out of nowhere, and isn't remarked on again. Farnsworth just hates the Unga-Grungas lol

Not reality TV but this was my take on White Lotus. I just don't get how anyone finds enjoyment in watching assholes be assholes.

When I die, bury me in Tech-Noir. And get them to change that cover charge. $4.50? Make it an even 4 or an even 5, what are we doing here?