Cross stitching! It’s easy and cheap!

The ways in which that show was eerily close to my experience working at an Apple Store (besides the actual severing process) was…off-putting, to put it mildly.

…hypothetically, of course.

this also doesn’t stop shoplifting because this isn’t where you pay for the items. you can have an employee unlock this and then do a lap and then just walk out of the store without paying.

i'm sure there's a larger point about how companies need to incentivize their user base, because the current food delivery app model of "$14 meal costing $28 after fees" is a far cry from most pizza places' "30 minutes or less" policy. even dominoes just did their "free emergency pizza" thing

pretty sure i did this two or three times in all; still chasing that high, but capitalism is such that we will never see the likes of that again. they also once gave out full pints of lactaid chocolate ice cream & all the fixings you'd need to make milkshakes. for free!

in 2016 postmates had a promo where you could get 1 free starbucks holiday drink, just pay for delivery (at the time like $3). couldn't add multiple drinks to the order, but there was a loophole where you could increase the quantity of the "one" drink in your cart. i got six peppermint mochas for $3

LABC Presents: The Simpsons: From Sketch to Screen with David Silverman | L.A. Breakfast Club Enjoy a catered breakfast, silly songs, club traditions, and special presentation each week at the historic Los Angeles Breakfast Club.

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I can’t operate on this boy — I *am* Pagliacci!

World-traveling Beastie Boys be like

listen all y’all, it’s the Mahal (Taj)

LA folks! Playing a set Friday night as part of a great night of music. It’s the opening night of the long-running International Pop Overthrow Festival and I hope you all can make it!

love spending my time at rolling stone dot com

it came to me in a dream

i have extremely limited reach on this platform but if you’re in los angeles and are a fan of harry nilsson, boy do i ever have good news for you!

leaving a 1-star yelp review because i can’t use apple pay on this vibrating motel bed

We need a John Wick style movie where the dog avenges the death of his owner called Air Blood

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

GRIMACE NO

finally, a platform where i can be my absolute most niche self