Discovering that nightlife in Weho is 45% women now makes me feel like a fossil.

The Drama. Like, babe it’s FINE.

The Sharknado 18 -ification of this franchise.

OLD FLING$

That new Slayyyter album so good

Also the concept of Sunnydale getting rebuilt from the crater that was left behind? ???????? And Buffy electing to live there ?????????????

May be for the best… back to imagining that Buffy quit slaying, ditched her sunnydale friends and moved to NYC and became a fashion icon well into old age. The end.

No plans to watch but if anyone was supposed to live child free it was …

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It’s kinda wild to think that i was balding for like a decade and now I’m not 😭

Can’t wait to be able to tuck my hair behind my ears. It’s been like 2 decades and I can’t recall if it suits me.

Stranger Things: I always tune out of all the Kaboom 💥 military action techy sequences like baby get back to the character development IMMEDIATELY.

The concept of Stars Hollow getting ran through with guests and signage like a mini Disneyland

RIGHT that’s what I thought

The Holdovers and The Family Stone are so goated as non-magical Xmas movies 🎄❤️ Xmas With the Kranks was kinda terrible? I used to love it. 20 years later it brought up a repressed memory AND I couldn’t stop thinking about what a nightmare it must have been dealing with JLC & Tim Allen all at once.

Jamie Lee Curtis for prison btw.

If I could have a bowl of Justin’s peanut butter cups for breakfast lunch and dinner without it posing health risks or a hefty caloric surplus I absolutely would

Jennifer Anistons dad was on Days of Our Lives for like 40 some years which is surprising because I don’t think I’ve ever ever EVER seen her noted as a nepo baby. I’ve only ever seen her Leprechaun role framed as some sort of lucky break for her.

Like why is babygirl Marvel sized

Shawn Mendes is SIX FOOT TWO???!! I don’t know what I thought he’d be but somehow it wasn’t that 😵

…. There are NO online photos whatsoever of Justin Theroux before he had that severe yet fashionable hairline. None.

All the context clues, like Kryptonite for example, were totally lost on me because I didn’t know jack about the lore

I’m reminded that i watched the first 2 or 3 seasons of Smallville when they first aired without ever making the connection to Superman.

I know they’re related but yikes

I watched Wicked for the first time yesterday and Ariana was giving me so much Camille Grammar for some reason 😵 looks vibe aura questionable morals

Sarah Jessica Parker is a lot more interesting than Carrie Bradshaw. And possibly quirkier.