Posts by mads 👻🍉
genuine question for gen z: what’s up with cold calling people and not leaving a voicemail?
two unicorns and a lady bug. bring them back 🥲
genuinely did not realize there were thus many stupid people. not even talking about politics but just in my everyday life, genuinely idiotic people running around.
there’s a special place in hell for people that let their children scream into the phone on work calls
“maybe i should start a substack” the woman muses to herself for the 5th time in a month
goodness the apple glass update is absolutely horrid. this will be the last iphone i ever have
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
sup bluskis (like broskis) i’m newly traumatized and feeling spicy
wooooow the new strangle things suckkkkks
i love the Fool. Robin Hobb is genius with her character work but i love the trick of what if your chosen one had a fabulously gay best friend with ancient prophetic powers.
i genuinely have to wonder who’s bright idea it is to move the buttons around on instagram every six months. what user benefit is it to confuse people on how to navigate your app??
it’s all slop made to be as monotonous as possible. god forbid anyone has a thought
the idea that books are more “accessible” now is, quite honestly, horseshit. the book isn’t accessible, it’s dumbed down for a population that has the attention span of literal fruit flies.
it is…and it isn’t. at best it’s a very lazy approach to a gender swapped “viking kidnapped maiden” romance
CR: What Fury Brings by Tricia Levenseller and boy howdy is this NOT the book you should tout as being “subversive feminism”
PSA to my skyline: it’s important to take care of your mental health! It’s okay to be tired and to need to slow down and take a break. It’s okay to do something for yourself. It’s okay to call out of work if you need it. It’s okay to ask others for help. It’s okay to put yourself first.🤍
being rich af must really fuck your brain up…clearly having rich people is insanely bad for society.
that new charli xcx video is dope as hell and i am going to have a gothic girl winter!!!!
if i just started doing reaction style content where i start calling people out for their insane bookish takes would yall flame me or???
i’m getting so annoyed with bookish creators acting like they know every single thing about storytelling under the sun and if the new hyped thing doesn’t blow them away it must be “bad” when in fact, no you probably just didn’t enjoy it!
the frankenstein tales are driving me up the wall. yes, it was overt with the themes. but if you haven’t read the book nor watched the movie more than once stop acting like you’re the most knowledgeable on the subject?
omg that would pmo so bad!!!
this gets an adult warning vs the ACTUAL PORN i have seen on this app?? wtf skeets??
bro my student loans went into deferment and bam my credit score drops 20 points 🤬 this shit is so rigged.
rocky from rocky horror picture show, buff man tiny gold shorts
the creature from del toros frankenstein, buff man tiny gold shorts
so like art imitating art right? #frankenstein2025
lmao i might!!!
Poster saying “consequences for Democratic politicians.”
several men in my life (notably with no social media) have been talking about starting a podcast. should i be concerned?
centrist democrats really went “oh we’re doing well? let’s chuck everything in the fire and let it burn!!”