So basically employees cannot have depression

Data is getting high on sleep

I love the part of the local lifestyle magazine that’s just 15 pages listing various “top doctors”

This Facebook group has 23 thousand people in it. Why are we welcoming new members

With my two boys: Baby Jesus

Red Hot Riplets YouTube video by Murphy Lee - Topic

You gotta put on the soundtrack! youtu.be/UNxn1av1BWA?...

kriosians on the next generation look like some unbaked cinnamon rolls

Unwinding

The real housewives need to start wearing their seat belts

People should NOT be able to send you an email in any font they want

We are saying bia bia again

Thanks for holding power to account, Christina!

How do you remember what Little Rock looks like

What holiday has the best iconography?

cat santa sits on YOUR lap

Watching an old oilers game. Kurri to Coffey? What is this a kissaten

Cry in a meeting = toilet in a dream

I want to know what was charting in the graveyard before monster mash came out

The actress who played Ermengarde in Hello Dolly literally fell off the face of the planet after that movie

“Chef-inspired” is my favorite of the bullshit culinary marketing taglines. He didn’t really have anything to do with this dish…but he’s in our thoughts

So much of the nostalgic smell of pop tarts can be attributed to the burnt crumbs in the toaster

It is simply indisputable that Prince owned the matrix reloaded, divergent and limitless on DVD as well as at least two Power Mac G5s

Don’t need every podcast doing scary movie month

Video games are the only thing keeping bestiaries alive

You left out the part at the bottom where he misspelled his own name as “Bod Sullentrop”

White coach voice: dude’s a gamer

Christmas this year runs from
Fall Back to Spring Forward

Where is the closest skeleton to you

!⃝ 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝

Europe is still doing flash mobs all the time