kinda surprised a man like eggers so committed to historical accuracy casted someone serving such anachronistic levels of cunt as nicole kidman

through the power of Celsius© all things are possible

really cant get over what an unexpectedly good viking king ethan hawke makes in the northman

you just know when a young boy in a medieval village has a heart to heart with his father on an important day for the town that place is getting raided and the boys fate changed for ever

i judge video games on one simple metric, can i slide down ladders?

content cop in the year of our lord 2025, really is a recession

getting high and rediscovering phonetics by making a variety of sounds and focusing on the subconscious movement of my mouth/lips/teeth

realest shit i ever said

being high with long hair is crazy, like damn yea my hair is long

i sometimes just sit and marvel at my masterpiece that is my tiktok fyp, whatever chinese algorithm they gotta going on i have manipulated it to my will to serve non stop glory

in the chaos of the current world true serenity is found in the ground level bathroom stall

Heart of Glass - Blondie typa day

as the crow flies is an efficient but awfully boring way to travel

i still am not sure if his real last name is jordan or morgan

getting ordained so i can announc my friends as married to each other against their will for laugh

my brain pushing my memories of tiannnemen square out to make room for thoughs of chinese cars that fly

favourite denzel Washington flick? need something to watch tn

omg is it called 7-11 cause that's its hours?

doc upped my anxiety med dosage, intense side effects so far, im too chill of a white boy for my own good

do you think allah would include a couple twinks in my 72 virgins? otherwise idk if its worth it

someone smarter than me mind letting me know exactly how fucked the economy is?

mr nolan sir please take all my money

i must simply count my blessings we're getting a bid budget film of a greek epic

i am so ready for this to suck and me to watch it 4 times in the span of a month

in as little braggy a way as it is possible to say this; doing well on just about every academic test without studying really ever reinforced some awful behaviors in me

HE MOVED

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having old parents is so funny, dad used lol in text for the first time ever and wrote it out "Lol."

just combined a cruncrhwrap supreme with tikki marsala, promising results, will investigate further