We are LIVE - you're gonna wanna gonna wanna wanna get in here about now - do NOT miss the REAL WEREWOLVES

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The end of half term looms, and as soon as it's done, we are back on the Gabriel Knight trash / treasure. Come and join me on MONDAY, 10-1. I can promise you it will be extremely 90s.

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The Last Hurrah comedy series with Rik Mayall

The Last Hurrah with Rik Mayall and me. A comedy cult classic. Go find it.
#rikmayall

Memorial bench

An unlikely juxtaposition - #Merseyside humour on a bench in New Brighton.

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We're LIVE, file in because it's time to find out what's behind that effing door we spent a whole stream trying to open. We're gonna open it first thing, it's gonna be colossal DON'T MISS IT

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90s PC Point and Click Adventures Were VERY Unforgiving YouTube video by Gareth Dutton Media

Hi I'm Gary and I love to punish myself by streaming obtuse MS DOS FMV point and click games

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#valentinesday

Peter Bjorn And John - Young Folks YouTube video by PeterBjornJohnVEVO

Cracking song from way back. Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you're all well.
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Chris McCausland, wearing a blue glove, speaks animatedly. Text: "Chris McCausland: Seeing into the Future" airs on BBC Two, 8pm, 23 Nov 2025.

In "Seeing Into the Future", comedian Chris McCausland reflects on how innovations like AI and assistive tech could change everyday life for people with vision loss.

You can watch now on BBC iPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002ms0q...

Just watched this. It is mind blowing and gives hope for the future. Amazing documentary.

St Martin in the Field, #London

St Martin in the Field, #London.

Poem If a dark thought enters your mind Imagine there's a switch on top of your head And when you press it A bright light comes on inside you And the corners of your mouth lift up And the Hallelujah Chorus is sung by all who love and ever loved you.

Dressing gown that somehow looks like a dog

That's beautiful Ian. It reminds me of the time I chucked my dressing gown on a chair and it looked like a big black dog in a blanket.

If,like me,you love the old #Lancashire dialect and the stories and songs of yore, there are dozens of old Lancashire books available FREE for downloading on Google Play Books. Brierley, Waugh, Laycock, Harland et al. Search Lancashire or the author's name and they'll all come up.

Dave Dutton Martians have landed in Wigan. YouTube video by Jim's Kitchen

The Martians have landed in Wigan. Me and Jim Berry of the Houghton Weavers.
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It was in Ireby, Lancashire.

Poem. Ip Dip Dashed by Dave Dutton We spoke like eeny meeny miney mo mad folk with our "Ickle Ickle Chocolate Bokkle, Ikkle Okkle Out" When we were “Ip Dip Dashing" about wearing "My Blue Sash" while "Sailing on the water" Like what? "A cup and saucer " saying "Ip Dip Dash" We claimed our names were “Alecampane“ and when asked where we lived it was "down a grid" at Number Cucumber on Pig's Feet Street We drew snakes upon backs. Asked Mister Wolf what time it was. Rolled sideways laughing down hills unheeding spills. But our madness was for living and playing. And delaying the real madness that came when we were much older and IT tapped us on the shoulder Declaring For. I. Say. You. Are. IT.

Ip Dip Dashed

#poem #poetry

Corrie at 60 - Meet Dave Dutton - the Man who's had 11 roles in Coronation Street over 35 Years

A podcast interview I did with Distinct Nostalgia.
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Self on microphone

And there I am!

Sign saying Beware of Children

From my old village...

I remember Henry and all the great presenters. I went to the exhibition. Look closely at what's in this box of delights...I was really chuffed.

Worked there for a while. Great times. Met the Sex Pistols when they came to Manchester. But that's another story.

My little mate.
#poem #poetry #birdlife

Killed his wife, Arabella
With a poisoned umbrella
And hid the body away
Down in the cellar
Bought a jar of Nutella
And got on with the rest of his day.

At the checkout just now and I heard a bloke say : "See him? He was married to one o't Dingles." 😂
Week before, someone said: “See him? He wrote Coronation Street “ 😂
My mate said "All of it?"
None of it actually..

Today's featured portrait beaut, it's the beautiful bearded bearman - Lee Apsey!

Memories poem

Memories #poem

She was-

Ephemeral
Ethereal
Ineffable

-strange name for someone from Bacup.

A Cup of Tea. A Custard Cream. And Thou Beside Me Singing in Wetwang. Oh, Wetwang were Paradise enow!