Before yoghurt came along, it was impossible to eat milk because it was far too loose. Nowadays, the average punter will eat about a kilo of yoghurt per day.

The Liquidation Room I try not to think about it. The machine gets loud, so the maintenance office is soundproofed.

inanewworld.substack.com/p/the-liquid...

My new story is out. I think you will find it relevant.

the voluminous amount of shit they put at the top of your profile page

there's too much. . . just too much!

one time i went onto a website that sold heavy machinery and i put a 12 thousand dollar forklift into the cart and set the quantity to 200 and oh man i heard the guy looking at my cart i heard him rubbing his hands together, i also heard him start sobbing when i emptied the cart

my evil ass cat

my buddy and i are going to meet up at midnight to smoke marijuana. we will make a joint that has the full effects of alcohol until we die

If you love me you must believe in hell.

I'm gonna get my balls removed so I can live in Hell

wandering the beach looking forlorn

Jack Dorsey's Wallet

my woke son chudleigh

theres a bunch of germs all over me

peter fucking griffin amongus.

Whats Up Supermarionation!! (Gerry Anderson Gaming)

cat that looks like steve buscemi

:((((((((((((((((

had ache :) (head ach) I have ache (had ache) (Head ache) (ow)

All the WORST from the world convention...!

watching Taxi now

Running in the 80's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95EKtOxIug

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW10...

im the type of guy that can take a picture of an airplane, and show it to everyone on the planet and say "i saw this plane"

currently getting on that wodehouse, while almost laid up with nearly a cold

h.w.