Hey goose, I got a very important question: What color was Jax’s refrigerator before entering the digital circus?

It’s not about different tones, it’s that they’re not directly contrasting tones. A barbie movie right next to a hyperserious films abut bombs and stuff will never not be funny for its contrast, Dune 3 and Avengers 5 together don’t create that, any novelty from that is just “wow 2 cakes!”

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You might want to tune into the Super Bowl this year… May recognize a familiar game…

Just a small question, but can you confirm or deny that the last 2 episodes of the digital circus will feature the word “the” in them?

#YIAYgift I got 2 bush’s beans-branded cozies from a Christmas party for some reason. I don’t eat beans yet alone even like them and have never expressed any interest or enthusiasm for beans in any way shape or form lmao

I also am reacting like this but I can’t admit it

Incredibles 3 is DEFINITELY releasing in the summer then

YouTube needs to have a “I like this video but please don’t recommend me 275 other videos on this topic” button

You say this, then it’s gonna easily cross a billion anyway like the sequel because it’s Avatar

“We worked so hard on this ☹️” Lmao, just make a normal ad then, it’s 100x better AND isn’t highly controversial for just reasons

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run.

1 movie being mediocre/bad does not mean regression of the entirety of videogame movies. Be less hyperbolic

I tried my hand at that Caine Paint thing that got unleashed today and created 2 characters I think match TADC well enough (hopefully?)

#TADC #TADCFriends

I’m a scorpio, soooooo…

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I personally loved the part in The Santa Clause where they all said in unison at the end “Wow I guess he really is The Santa Clause (1994) because he delivers presents and has reindeers and shit”

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#YIAYalpha

You’re not a real alpha male until you kiss ALL your homies good night.

Returned just in time for Don Cheadle Day ❤️

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He reacted too close to the sun

Concern is okay but “Erm, they ruined the entirety of Metroid Prime 4 because a dude says random shit in the first hour, meaning every waking moment of the game will have marvel dialogue in every possible crevice” isn‘t concern.

All this discourse over a random NPC dude who will die or leave an hour in is really funny, it feels like in general during the switch 2 nintendo era, the internet became so keen on the most bad-faith hyperbolic conclusions over everything.

Why do people who’ve never touched a Metroid game in their lives claim the newest one coming out is the worst one and will be bad off of the most stupidly pettiest of reasons, hardly any other game franchise has this.

Happened with Dread, Now with Prime 4.

You can’t fix a masterpiece, only touch it up.
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Can you believe it guys? Don Cheadle Day, Just 3 weeks away! Don Cheadle Day is in 3 weeks! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information.

#DonCheadleDay

Last To Leave The Jar Wins $500,000!

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Smash, Marry, Kill: Rosalina, Peach, Daisy

The answer is Cheeseball Man

Hint if Jack is uncultured:

I am a man of culture
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Oops! An entire family of four just got entrapped in digital hell for all eternity! Silly them!

1 Man vs. 25 Cups

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When are we gonna talk about the actually most captivating cinematic universe in Hollywood? Marvel is dying, it’s time for a replacement.