Happy Passover, or how it’s known in Palestine. Happy I hope that rocket passes over.

I broke up with my ex, because he wanted me to stomp on him, sometimes you have to put your foot down

Just got a suit for a wedding. Now time to randomly gain 5kg before the wedding

Cancelled my ChatGTP subscription, I’m moving to Claude. I believe bombing schools should always involve humans.

Men over machine

I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East

My therapist told me, she thinks I like the sound of my own voice.
Surely everyone in therapy is a narcissist, you pay someone to listen to you talk.
I don't pay her to interrupt.

#therapy #jokes #mentalhealth

Always trying to make my mum proud

#comedian #joke #gaycomedian

Growing up, my mum said porn was degrading to women. So I just switched to gay porn. In the end she was right. Because now my favourite type is men cheating on their wives

I flew business class to Europe.
Centrelink still thinks I’m in a share house.
#AussieHumour #StandUpComedy #Centrelink

Posting shit to get attention #darkjokes #comedy #comedian #standup

Trump’s press secretary was asked to confirm the president’s plan for Gaza.

She was quoted as saying “his plan is to annex from the river to the sea of america”

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A shit joke about the shitstorm in America.

Dark humour is a fine line between being a dick and actually being smart.

Are dark humour fans on here?

“We listen and we don’t judge”, is a terrible trend for the Supreme Court Judges.

Which US presidents dick do I have to suck for some money? Is it just trump or all nazis?

Typical post every four years, Trump isn’t my president!

Because I’m Australian.

And that is what I’m most happy about. Good luck America!

#trump #america #greenday #newworld #president

Everything was better back in my day! We all know what granny really wants. @racistgranny

#toilet #comedy #trans #queer
#Igbt #trending #shitoldpeoplesay

@skylight.social

I’m so #antiwoke that I buy a coin from a con artist. Stuff my kids college fund or mortgage payments.
#ownthelibs

Dark jokes #standupcomedy YouTube video by Andrew Biggs

I don’t know how to get views on YT shorts. So if you love dark jokes, check out my post.

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#darkjokes #ytshorts #comedy #comedian

Did the #trend of “we listen and we don’t judge” only start now because of #Trump?

Is that his motto for the next 4 years?

The mainstream media may not discuss it, but here's the fact:

Three people —Musk, Bezos & Zuckerberg — now own more wealth than the bottom half of American society.

A handful of corporations control what is produced & the prices we pay.

Capitalism is broken.

Why does it annoy me that when watching #truecrime they always say “a torso was found, just the body with no legs, arms or head” like what else is a torso!

Trying out a new #joke Most people agree!

#comedy #comedian #darkhumor #darkcomedy #australiancomedian #standup #standupcomedy #hashtag

Billionaires love money, they don’t care about you! #zuckthecuck

What’s a good alternative to insta for comedians?

#instagram #meta #leaving #comedians

Randomly one of my #tiktoks got 160k views after two weeks. I feel #popular

Any brands want to work together? 😅

#ceomindset

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Health Insurance workers removing CEO from their LinkedIn profiles

Got an angry letter about our dog barking every morning. I respect the bravery but we don’t have a dog