Me and my mall waking squad are livid!

Nike ad: RUNNERS WELCOME. WALKERS TOLERATED.

Nike: You get those boston marathon ads finished?

Ad Team: Sure did boss, real fuckin insufferable just like you asked.

Nike: Perfect.

😄😄

Hey autocorrect, it's "Ploppity," you stupid a-hole.

We love PB but he is very elusive. He loves sunning himself but If you come within 20 feet of the pond, you'll hear a big "plop" and he'll vanish. These photos were taken from the window about 50 ft away. We see him only a few times a year, super excited when we do. 👍🐢👍

A very shy turtle enjoying some sun

Ol' Turty Bastard

...Plopping Bob sighting, I repeat, Ploppity Bob sighting!

Not a robot sympathizer but I feel a bit bad for this fella. Falling hard in front of people during a race is rough. Me, last October...

That's boat.

A dog watching a comedy show.

look at this good dog at a comedy show

I'm pivoting to AI*

*Alligator Island

‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings NEW YORK—BTS appeared Thursday in an unconventionally tense episode of the YouTube series Hot Wings during which host Sean Evans was reportedly forced to beg members of the boy band to stop dancing an...

big BTS & K-pop household here, this had us howling:
theonion.com/hot-ones-hos...

I'm excited for "The Hunt for Gollum," and I'm also looking forward to:
- "Let's Find Cornelius Fudge"
- "Where's Watto?"
- "The Pursuit of Pepper Potts"
- "Capturing Wesley Crusher"
- "Looking for Mr. Ackbar"
- "Catch Ross Gellar If You Can"
- "Finding Nien Nunb"

Tape 05 YouTube video by Boards of Canada

new Boards of Canada 👍👍

youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?...

Hmmmm...

More dos and don'ts

don't stop

The Del Fuegos - Don't Run Wild YouTube video by nyc1983america *RESTORED CHANNEL*

Sadly, only low-res versions of the official video exist.

youtu.be/DJ8b__8MOAg?...

A list of Do or Don't songs.

do or don't

Kids are calling everything boat these days. Want to be cool? If you see a sexy outfit just say “that’s boat”

the origin story of every music geek 🙏🙏

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

... this would be an appropriate way for me to die. It combines my two passions: running and being mad at technology.

Chinese humanoid robots prepare for second-ever half marathon in Beijing YouTube video by NBC News

getting knocked down and run over repeatedly by 32 autonomous sprintbots as I stop to grab a small paper cup filled with warm gatorade

Henneth is a beautiful name

Pretty good turtle names:
- Turtellini Alfredo
- Turt Reynolds
- Snapper John, M.D.
- Young Shelldon
- Shellraiser III: Shell on Earth
- Slow E. Deschanel
- Ol' Turty Bastard

2026 Punk, Alt, Indie - Vol. 1 Here are 25 rock-solid tunes I've collected just for you. Starting out with some bangers, so put on your dancing shoes.

"Jeff, do you have 25 great songs from 2026?"

(opening 25-great-songs-2026.xlsx): "Yes"

www.gojeffgo.com/2026-punk-al...

Lush - Out Of Control (Official Video) YouTube video by Lush

This perfect song was released 10 years ago. Listen to some Lush today.

youtu.be/bD4O20ePnXo?...

I'll name any animal any time, idgaf

(pushes all work off the desk) I'm on it.

Pretty good owl names:
- Doctor Whoot
- Weird Owl Yankovic
- Thurston Owl III
- General Colin P Owl
- Fat Owlbert
- Andie MacOwl
- Owl Dirty Bastard

they were just played on a Seattle based radio station, and of course, their song was followed up with a Primus song.