Me and my mall waking squad are livid!
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Nike ad: RUNNERS WELCOME. WALKERS TOLERATED.
Nike: You get those boston marathon ads finished?
Ad Team: Sure did boss, real fuckin insufferable just like you asked.
Nike: Perfect.
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Hey autocorrect, it's "Ploppity," you stupid a-hole.
We love PB but he is very elusive. He loves sunning himself but If you come within 20 feet of the pond, you'll hear a big "plop" and he'll vanish. These photos were taken from the window about 50 ft away. We see him only a few times a year, super excited when we do. ๐๐ข๐
A very shy turtle enjoying some sun
Ol' Turty Bastard
...Plopping Bob sighting, I repeat, Ploppity Bob sighting!
Not a robot sympathizer but I feel a bit bad for this fella. Falling hard in front of people during a race is rough. Me, last October...
That's boat.
A dog watching a comedy show.
look at this good dog at a comedy show
I'm pivoting to AI*
*Alligator Island
I'm excited for "The Hunt for Gollum," and I'm also looking forward to:
- "Let's Find Cornelius Fudge"
- "Where's Watto?"
- "The Pursuit of Pepper Potts"
- "Capturing Wesley Crusher"
- "Looking for Mr. Ackbar"
- "Catch Ross Gellar If You Can"
- "Finding Nien Nunb"
new Boards of Canada ๐๐
youtu.be/6bghDcbzfEU?...
Hmmmm...
More dos and don'ts
don't stop
Sadly, only low-res versions of the official video exist.
youtu.be/DJ8b__8MOAg?...
A list of Do or Don't songs.
do or don't
Kids are calling everything boat these days. Want to be cool? If you see a sexy outfit just say โthatโs boatโ
the origin story of every music geek ๐๐
you shouldnโt learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
... this would be an appropriate way for me to die. It combines my two passions: running and being mad at technology.
getting knocked down and run over repeatedly by 32 autonomous sprintbots as I stop to grab a small paper cup filled with warm gatorade
Henneth is a beautiful name
Pretty good turtle names:
- Turtellini Alfredo
- Turt Reynolds
- Snapper John, M.D.
- Young Shelldon
- Shellraiser III: Shell on Earth
- Slow E. Deschanel
- Ol' Turty Bastard
"Jeff, do you have 25 great songs from 2026?"
(opening 25-great-songs-2026.xlsx): "Yes"
www.gojeffgo.com/2026-punk-al...
This perfect song was released 10 years ago. Listen to some Lush today.
youtu.be/bD4O20ePnXo?...
I'll name any animal any time, idgaf
(pushes all work off the desk) I'm on it.
Pretty good owl names:
- Doctor Whoot
- Weird Owl Yankovic
- Thurston Owl III
- General Colin P Owl
- Fat Owlbert
- Andie MacOwl
- Owl Dirty Bastard
they were just played on a Seattle based radio station, and of course, their song was followed up with a Primus song.