every US naval encounter from 2025 onward is like, a civilian fishing vessel versus the only operational class member of the USS We Built This Badly, supplied by a ship that does nothing but make whatever the fuck this is for other ships

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: The Seven Ghosts Mickey shoots a ghost, who only smiles amusedly at the effort. Mickey: Well - have it yer own way!

A print ad for "Prinapen 500™", a handheld inkjet printer from the year 1990. The largest photo in ad is one of a hand holding the printer, and etching the name of the product onto a shapely, moody lit, pair of buttocks.

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

NFPA fire diamond

All wlw material must now carry an NFPA hazard diamond.

Nie mam siły

The younger one coughs and hacks hideously. The older one looks amused. the younger one says "I don't think I like smoking, Alma." Alma nuzzles her face up to her sister's and taunts "of course you don't, you pure, innocent lamb." Alma's sister retorts "I had three beers tonight." Alma patronizingly says "I know, baby. You're very tough." Alma, prone to shtick, holds up her hands and continues "best not get addited to cigs anyway. They mess with the HRT." The little sister replies "they don't seem to have impeded you." "That's 'cause I'm physiologically perfect."

2

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

a television screen shows a man reading a book titled the justice league encyclopedia of space ALT: a television screen shows a man reading a book titled the justice league encyclopedia of space

Not a day goes by when I don't quote #RedDwarf in some way. But despite so many to choose from, the iconic line from the show that best sums up Rob Grant's legacy is obvious

"And the moral of the story is, "Appreciate what you've got", because basically, I'm fantastic."

#RIPRobGrant

I hope you think that's funny Manchester. Well I'll tell you what's not so funny. Right now, Matt Goodwin is at home crying like a little girl.

Those rules seem targeted at me specifically

Graphic with text that says "five things that rabbits are not. 1. Toys 2. Easter decorations 3. “Starter pets” to teach children responsibility 4. Low maintenance pets 5. Inexpensive pets. Rabbits are a significant commitment! They live 10-12 years and they are delicate animals with highly specific dietary needs. They also require a lot of room to exercise and play. They’re prone to many ailments which require expensive specialized vet care." There are photos of three rabbits down the right side of the image.

Easter is coming... 😔🐇

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

Young trans girls: The government doesn't want you to exist, and it is so fucking uncool to do what the government wants you to do. When you feel suicidal it is not because something is wrong with your brain, it is because the federal government and large swathes of the country are trying to kill you. That's not you in your head in those moments, it's the cop, the president, the online troll, the neo-nazi, the school shooter, the bully at school, your dad, and any other prick who has it out for the girls. Why the fuck would ever listen you to them? [Voice bubble of some anime blonde]

From @aridrennen.bsky.social on the ig

Good advice- needed it today