I've got the brains.

You've got the looks.

Lets make lots of brainlooks.

I am giving this joke a standing ovation. Absolutely outstanding stuff.

Graffiti reads ‘ANXIET’

Unresolved anxiety

Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, space monkey, mafia
Hula-hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

BBC news article: "Why it could take months for fuel and food prices to return normal"

OOOOH I know this one!!!! Is it because prices are based on what we can be forced to pay, not how much the thing costs to provide? And capitalists will always jack up their prices if they think we'll be tricked into paying? Is it that?

New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep 3 out today.

This week’s hot topics: Trish and Sue ask etiquette expert Julius how to avoid social faux pas, and a catch up with Janine, the guest from series 1 who married a ghost

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According to the seat predictor website, even though they’re in the lead - the Greens would still come 3rd with a Reform/Con coalition the likeliest outcome.

Hurray for our dogshit electoral system.

The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

OMG I hadn’t realised - ‘fine ants’ sounds like ‘finance’. What were the odds?

INTERVIEWER: so what makes you qualified to work in finance?

ME: (places ant farm on desk) well these look pretty fine to me

It’s COD vs JAM

We go live to the World Cup of British cuisine…

Neither of these teams are any good

Iraq vs Bolivia kicks off at 4am

The last time Italy played a match in a World Cup finals, one of their players was bitten by Luis Suarez.

Is he some kind of qualification vampire?

Is it compensation for having to queue for fucking ages?

It’s COD vs JAM

We go live to the World Cup of British cuisine…

I’ve had to stop listening to this when I’m on the high street because I’m laughing too much.

Bought this the day it came out, which must have been weird because I was zero years old.

Saw them live when we used to go watch Pebble Mill At One be recorded.

Lesotho women make beautiful carpets

No one has ever been "thrown out for laughing" at a comedy show.

The news be like:
We interrupt this brief report of a million people marching against the far right to bring you round the clock coverage of ten divorced men guarding a war memorial.

Football result. Japan’s goal scorer ‘J Ito’

Judge Ito from the OJ Simpson trial

Because I’m from the 90s…

SACK LYNN FOR BEING UNLOYAL, DISLOYAL AND HAVING FUN IN A WAY THAT EXCLUDES HER EMPLOYER

She gave £12 million so that her son could fuck kids

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

I’ve tried working it out and I’ve called three of them Paul Bracewell

4th Top 10 hit from Different Class - Pulp would only ever have one more after that.

We delve into this in our episode from 1996

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New episode klaxon! Series 2 Ep1, available on Podbean, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other podcasty places I published new episode:Trish of the Day S2 Ep1, please check it out. www.podbean.com/ei/pb-bhth5-...