Grass and Ass for Mass.

It means abolish public sector unions (to pay them less), prohibit non-elected officials from having interpretive powers (to consolidate power to the Executive), and eliminate the merit system (to enable private-sector nepotism).

Closeup of Spongebob Squarepant’s luscious mouth and buck teeth.

Yes

1.4 million people in Maine and all we are allowed to vote for are war criminals and their defenders.

Does the salad tuck you into bed and kiss you goodnight, too?

More ungulates in general, yes please.

I have to write reports for work analyzing tax law and even those rote assignments are a joy because a writing a good report is like cooking a good meal to share. Watching people outsource their craft like this is perplexing and sad.

A CRT on top of a 90s PC (with floppy disk) showing the Trans Pride Flag

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility!
We're everywhere and we're cool.

Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

While I find Rowling’s views abhorrent, I’m not going to shame people for still feeling an attachment to Harry Potter. We have to remember how important those books were to a generation of kids as their gateway to Satanism.

Enough penises, let's shove something more creative up my ass

A woman riding her bike on a dirt road. She is wearing a helmet. There is a herd of horses following behind her. The text reads: The horses are with you. You are free. Always wear a helmet when riding your bike.

Keep going.

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Thirty-five years ago, when Jack Karlson was hauled into a police car outside a Chinese restaurant in Queensland, he couldn’t have known his bombastic speech would be watched by millions around the world, become a meme and now, be preserved for ever in Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive. Karlson’s declaration – “Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” – is one of nine pieces of audio that have been added to the NFSA’s Sounds of Australia collection this year, along with a pedestrian crossing signal and Missy Higgins’ 2004 hit Scar. Continue reading...

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

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billy x4 #deadlock

I argue a strict textual read of Article 2 means only people who were citizens at the time the Constitution was adopted may become President. Therefore, everyone since Zachary Taylor has been a pretender.

Why the hell is liberal media so enamored with memoirs of monsters? This article is as repulsive as the This American Life episode on “The Line Becomes a River” by former border cop Francisco Cantú all the way back in 2017.

*Finger tommy guns*

Derek do you have recommendations for outerwear for walking long periods of time in snow or rain or heat or gloom uphill both ways to work?

Bruh chequebooks are about to make a comeback

Kinks: ink and paint, squash and stretch, puppetry, foley

Into: pencil, 3D, unionized

Looking for: job, revenge

Mission Accomplished.

Rich, white, powerful.

Americans already had a conservative Catholic president. There are millions of candidates.

In Ancillary Justice, the Lord of the Radch orders the extermination of a planet and all trace of civilization there because rebels managed to get their hands on game-changing weapons.

I don’t think there are contradictions here. Killing a country takes a while after it is decided.

It's the year 21XX. The United States is still at war with Iran. Horse girls control commerce through their monopoly over the only remaining viable form of transportation for commoners. Every city is walking city now, whether people like it or not.

The Ice Cream Shoppe continues to deliver the goods!

We need a Protected Designation of Origin for porn. Otherwise the fandom will drown in sparkling ass [derogatory].

“I can’t get to work today, my car got sick and ate the dog.”

Looking at instagram is like looking a newspaper that is all classifieds.

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