Blind Fuckery

“I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” Charlie Kirk, 2023

Image says "I am completely sickened by this country today.. I don't care if you're Republican/Democrat.... if you think this is ok because he thought different then you THEN you are the problem. Get your shit together people.. look into yourself and change your thought process.. Any of my dem friends who try to justify this just infriend me now.. you sicken me.."

We didn't "think differently".
I think this is horrifying. I beg and vote for common sense gun law reform.
He is quoted saying some deaths will be necessary to protect the 2nd amendment.
He called for my, my family & friends death.
My condolences to his family, friends, and his loved ones

According to conservatives, American cities burn down on the regular. The level of delusion among their dupes is amazing.

Photo of a flowering spider plant

Our little spider plant is putting out flowers. I didn't even know spider plants could do that! What's next, little spider fruits?

DEI research = Studying the health of non-white, non-male, non-xtian, non-straight...

Ok, sweetie. Have it your way 💕

To be fair, every term is a made up term.

"Superfood" has no official definition by regulatory authorities, so it has been marketed and exploited to ash, but it has to do with ratio of nutrients to calories; Superfoods provide a substantial amount of nutrients and very few calories.
🤷

Every time I see the ad for "Intuit Accountants" I think it says "Inuit Accountants" and i think "Damn. That's specific"

A floofy cat lounging on a flowered bed spread clutching a television remote

Amazing how a cat so small can take up half the bed. And he has terrible taste. Just wants to watch make over shows

No one wants to work anymore!

Catalog photo of a women wearing jeans. Caption reads: Shoppers: These jeans are nice but do you have anything a little more awkward looking? Designers: Crop flare. Shoppers: Yeah... that's good but can it be more awkward? Designers: High rise crop flare. Shoppers: You're getting warmer! Keep talking Designers: High rise crop flare... with released hem? Shoppers: Yessss...

I'm writing a blues song from the perspective of a cat. I call it "Born Under a Back Porch"

I hope you're wearing shoes with good traction

A drink flavor packet labeled "Mermaid"

I expected it to taste a little fishier

Today I walked out into my garden and stuck my face in a plant. A black cat jumped out and scared the pee outta me.
Note to self: Pee before going out to the garden

Xena Warrior Princess, grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to know the difference.

Replacing all references to "god" or "higher power" with "Xena: Warrior Princess"

A small red potato with a smiley face drawn on sitting on a piece of paper that reads "Hello, Potato"

idk why, but Hello, Potato never did catch on

Photo of a pale, flabby knee with a bruise on it.

Yep. Just about 14".

Just another Tuesday morning. I'm very splashy when I wash my face

Remember that a woman who was breast feeding once got kicked out of a Toby Keith concert because NO ONE can suck at a Toby Keith concert except for Toby Keith!

The forced removal of brown people to make the country "great" again for white people is also known as ethnic cleansing.

Anyone who says "tofu never screams" has never put a slab of it in the waffle iron. Yikes

If you want to know how tall my bedframe is simply measure the height of the bruises on my knees

Mike Lee’s Furry Rat Parts It’s Monday. There are 505 days until the midterm elections. The NYT can’t stop embarrassing itself, a right-wing assassin is caught and widdle Trump has a big tantrum.

Mike Lee’s Furry Rat Parts
It’s Monday. There are 505 days until the midterm elections. The NYT can’t stop embarrassing itself, a right-wing assassin is caught and widdle Trump has a big tantrum.

Stick figure with pigtails, shorts and a tube top standing next to an old fashioned television set with rabbit ear antenna and a bird on the screen. Caption reads: "wearing a tube top while watching the tube"

#doodle by me.
Sharpie on paper

The President is Lying to You About the L.A. "Warzone" (and Everything Else) YouTube video by Internet Today

Video is up, very tired... i think i'll go to sleep now.
youtu.be/cLq4TWA6VS8

Wow! Beautiful place