phone been autocorrecting nug all day and everyone is confused why i need a mug bug or hug

first day of work 😭😭

do you know chris blunt

lowkey it’s bc i’m “emotional” like oh cry me a fucking river not to be the friend who’s too woke but yall actually don’t gaf abt ppl when they’re in front of you

all my gfs friends hate me and so do 90% of my “friends” and i’m starting to realize im the problem

do we think my gfs cousin is gonna make another comment abt me bc im wearing a skirt shorter than my shirt

BEEEBOOOOOOOO. lesbian icon. i love you.

if it’s not blue it’s not going on my eyes

coffee and cigarettes only for the first several hours i’m awake

also yes my fave is sunken in i jus finished The Shedding and im anemic

a selfie of merde wearing navy blue winged eyeliner, they are a femme blonde with soft curls and a blank expression

how uneven are we yall

going to be to lisa rinna as chad michaels is to cher

thank you bgb hopefully this sets me up to be your assistant one day

working at a day school for disabled students 🙂‍↕️🥳

me not letting my personal info on the bluesky but then letting you guys follow me on insta and see where i’m at…..

someone better to madonna tonight at divas live or i’ll end it

having to wear makeup to the drag show i help run bc the audience is rude af to anyone who’s not a queen so maybe looking like one will help me

they’re letting me teach disabled children 😇😇

guess who got a job

if you told me your parents didn’t let you watch spongebob as a kid i would commit that to memory and purposefully not be your friend bc i knew your parents were weird af

the way it’s his twin

shoutout to my fruit flies (we love the gays but not in a haggy way)

i hate that when my mental health slips i become angry as fuck

it actually was my 13th reason because this has been a terrible week i literally made my gf take me tf home

i went to another dunkin and did you know they gave me vanilla and it was so fucking nasty i think im going to self immolate soon

men cant act normal at all i cannot imagine what it’s like to be actually very attractive bc they act like weirdos around me already wtf

i dropped my dunkin and it was literally my last straw and started scream crying in front of my gf

interviewing at a day school so i can actually do good work :)))

CHIHUAHUAS ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

lowkenuinely how do i pay for a call to someone in jail 🤡