hope everyone‘s freezing their ass off like I am right now

Rediscovering Argybargy - just wow

For no particular reason I googled “chance of being struck by lightning while golfing”. AI confidently informed me a risk of 1:250,000 and, best of all, cited as a source “a post on Facebook”.

This is just a reminder that people will look you straight in the eye, and with deepest sincerity tell you something that is absolutely wrong. So yes, I can bypass my pin and use my credit card like it’s 1980.

Me to me: everything doesn’t have to be a power chord.

Been using Reaper for years. $60 license (unless you gross $20k/yr on your music production). Not suited for destructive waveform editing like protocols. But you can use envelopes, and many other tools. Loops are easy, midi, vst, etc.

I have this neat thermometer - hygrometer that I used to monitor the room where I store my acoustic guitar. Thought occurred that I should measure the backyard. And at the moment I became my dad.

I think building a time machine and traveling to the end of this year so that I can watch the finale of stranger things without fear of any spoilers is a perfectly reasonable aspiration.

Thinking back when both my parents “quit” smoking, only my dad snuck them in the shed and my mom in the basement. So what could they really do when as a teen I raided both their stashes.

More power to you. Most days I can’t get guitar sounds out of my guitar 😀

Really is there anything worse than thinking “Dill” and it’s actually “Bread and Butter”

T shirts can bring out the worst. I once gave my dad one with a picture of a man on sinking ship with his arm around a certain ruminant. Caption “The captain always goes down with his sheep”

LOTR meme. One day I will see Mark Ruffalo and he will look older than he did 10 years ago. But today is not that day.

Maybe it was the tequila shot I had for breakfast, but this girl Rocks

Here I am just minding my own business, listening to my same ol playlist and BOOM, motherfukin Avril Levigne.

Unless you could get your server to take some LSD, you never gonna find something as simple, elegant, yet strange as PCR.

This is leaving the stoner market untapped.

Wyn Ronan

Hi, making my way to bandcamp, few albums up: wynronan.bandcamp.com

Bangers, by Mathew Shachtay and Wyn Ronan from the album One Hit Wonders

How about “Bangers” by me and Matt Shachtay (shameless self plug incoming). wynronan.bandcamp.com/track/banger...

Phone with 1% battery

I will use my last bit of energy to say Hi to all you weird and wonderful people. But mostly the weird ones for I am one too.

Every board, no matter the genre, or obscurity of pedals therein, must also contain phase 90. This is the law. Nice setup btw

Schrödinger's washer

Some ice for your ankle

Been too frazzled to play lately but how bout I come to your gig and yell “Freebird” till I get thrown out of the venue.

a cartoon ice cube with a smile on its face . ALT: a cartoon ice cube with a smile on its face .

Here you go

I will stand as a proud exception to that conclusion

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I hear Spotify has a new policy. For every stream the artist pays them $0.05. Ok that’s BS, but not far from the truth.