Been working on VFX every night after work and now I understand how Phil Tippett spent 30 years making Mad God in his garage

the saddest casualty of pompeii:(

BUCK: feel free to ask these diminutive creatures to play catcher for the Blue Jays. but don't say "eh" -- they're not actually Canadian!

ME: who are the Yam Gnomes of false Toronto

BUCK: bizarre little men. you still have control of the board

We may never know what the last 40, I assume, years of michael jackson's life might have looked like, because the film ends with him ascending to heaven in 1987

Michael Jackson movie getting bad reviews because it doesn't cover his involvement in Do the Bartman

Keep it under wraps! Lee Cronin taps Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play some kind of Scorpion King in Mummy sequel

He pulled out a dusty VHS tape, sagely pointed to it, and mumbled "They all hated me... but I told the truth in this film."

Had a dream that an interviewer asked Al Pacino his favorite movie, and he started talking about a 90s action movie called KRYPDOR: EXPANDING THE MINE. It was a Mad Max ripoff where he's wearing big goggles and a duster, surrounded by pale cave people all played by Christian Bale

Post-It note on my computer monitor reminding me not to be annoying about my movie lol

Martin Scorsese striking a pose

This is how it feels to refer to a movie as a "picture"

Ok correct, but Jake Johnson tho

Abstract-looking frames from a Bugs Bunny cartoon, the forms of Bugs and Elmer are a smeared blur, as the characters are engage in a tussle.

Abstract-looking frames from a Bugs Bunny cartoon, the forms of Bugs and Elmer are a smeared blur, as the characters are engage in a tussle.

Abstract-looking frames from a Bugs Bunny cartoon, the forms of Bugs and Elmer are a smeared blur, as the characters are engage in a tussle. The smear is coming to an end, as Bugs is landing on the ground.

The Wacky Wabbit (1942, Bob Clampett)

Guy who says The Mummy was his bisexual awakening, but then he clarifies that he means Lee Cronin's The Mummy

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

A slate on 16mm film, with my name on it, and also some other guys'

The film is in :)

"Ten years ago my daughter disappeared into the Tomb of the Dragon Emperor..."

Lee Cronin's The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Idk, to each their own! Because I got from the start that this was him barely concealing his suicide, but it is definitely a tightrope to walk that won't hit the same for everyone so I can understand that

Every religion deserves their equivalent of the woke pope imho

Omg I forgot Robby has a girlfriend this season! I completely got lost in his "yknow I always thought I'd have a wife and a pond" monologue. Tbf she seemed totally uninterested in his ideations and seemed pretty mellow about the idea that he might not come back lol

This is great, and it's maybe a sign of my own shortcomings, but I was so thrown off to hear a Buddhist monk say "crikey"

Except for Whitaker, who is getting laid in an ethically dubious way

The overarching theme of this season of the pitt is "nobody's getting laid and it's making everyone insane"

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

What if he's actually a very loving and supportive father

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.