Posts by Aaron
First time I drove on LSD, I cut into another Car’s lane. A grown man leaned out a window and gave my 1st 🖕
I’m getting Northbound Lake Shore Drive in Chicago
Everyone has their own red line, and I’d argue that every red line is arbitrary.
For mid-February in Chicago, yeah, this weather is pretty fire
It was in the pool!
Medusa: “My eyes are up here”
And without ads and the algorithm.
The lack of those is by far what keeps me on Bluesky.
Wealth is stored in the balls
The Jewel Osco Cabana Club
This picture of my apartment building’s pool deck is what I imagine part of a Chicago-themed Las Vegas hotel casino would look like
Ginuwine - “Pony” is unironically an excellent song to do office work to
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
Welp, I’m caught up on Severance
Portlandia Battlestar Galactica-ing Severance
As a metalhead, a cubs fan, and a high-functioning alcoholic, there are better locations that this fictional thumbnail could have used. Wrigley does not have much in the way of parking lots.
New white sneakers season is here
Go all in one the school whose mascot you think would beat all the others in a fight
Sir this is a Wendy’s
I hope I get reincarnated as a labradoodle
Nice
Mate, you could have ended this skeet at “they’re an excellent team”
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Amtrak California @Amtrak_CA "Do not follow where the path may Amtrak lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson @porkbelt With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
In unsurprising news, I bowl better with 2pac in my headphones and beer in my belly