I think I saw you walking back to your car. Were you wearing inappropriate footwear?

Absolutely Mark. Lesser Grey Shrike please!

Nice one!

You need a bigger lens 😉

You're not the only one to notice. Several fashion houses entered a bidding war for me to showcase their new Spring Collections. Versace won with a six figure offer but on the day they arranged for the shoot the tide looked good at Sker so I didn't bother. I think De Caprio did it in the end.

I'm off Twitter and over here.