If you say "Happy Earth Day!" to someone and they don't say it back that's how you can tell they're an alien

WOOOO JENNERR!!!

Woooooooo

Oh come on.

That’s gotta be a major yikes

Know what really melts my M&Ms though? When I buy a private jet and then everybody jumps all over me like I'm wearing fancy dress socks or something. I mean Quebec's got THREE private jets they use just to fly sick people around. Sick people! I mean what've sick people ever done for the economy?

Go Charge Go indeed

We don’t need to negotiate with pedophiles

I believe this is called fuck around and find out.

Canada has also never taken US Dairy because it's pumped full of hormones that have been outlawed in Canada as being hazardous to people's health.

For Earth Day, I’ll be running my work setup off my solar panel and Ecoflow 🌎

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Kash Patel as Lego with big weird eyes and lots of beers

I know we’re not supposed to like the Iranian social media teen meme army seeing us for what we’ve told them we are on the Internet but I like to think this kind of thing is really just them reaching out and saying we don’t like this either and know you’ll appreciate the hilarity

Woot!

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

They’ve played very well (nervous at times), but the confidence in Ullmark and home ice I think will push them to a new level.

I’m extremely skeptical of the Ontario Government uploading the Ottawa LRT. It should’ve been their responsibility all along, but do we seriously think there will be any benefit from this under this Premier?

#onpoli

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Local man confuses air ambulances for the people with private air limo for VIP cottager.

Somebody wake me up if this one gets called back

Our fn internet cut out right before the penalty shot

I… what

Omg

Fact check: Ford presides over the largest and most expensive Premier's Office in Ontario or Canadian history.

www.ontario.ca/page/expendi...

The NHL has to stop it with the stupid animated board ads during play. Way too distracting.

every single ullmark hater needs to apologize right now, and we're gonna start alphabetically.

Fuck yes Cozens

Why bother with penalties there

And now a commercial break as we get the momentum

FINALLY

Decline the next power play