slayyyter on SNL > she sings "old technology" > Song of the summer

Need to [redacted] a couple again soon

I like twunks and you gotta be who you like so I really gotta get into the gym but I kind of also don't need to so its hard

So to be HON-EST I don't go to the gym bc im still slim and like im kind of riding that as long as I can EXCEPT

obsessed

If loving J. Crew is a crime send me to jail!

since so many fags are married to the first gay man they ever met should I try to convince the first guy whose dick I ever sucked from HS to move to where I am so we can be together forever?

Men. Why are they so hot. I can’t wrap my head around it sometimes!!!

I am not really an Andy defender but I think people are being willfully dumb about this. Andy is a brand and Andy the person is saying he doesn't want his branding used to criticize himself. If the whole exchange happened in another studio he probably wouldn't have addressed it.

ALLY

lowk can't wait to blow some lines of [sugar] with the drumpf signed bills. its so absurd and dumb

If you haven't seen American Sing Song: Hole! You gotta

nini has a gun

Its only a situationship if I accept it and indulge it!!

So now I feel like I'm like...back in a situationship? This was not the plan.

But also I want to keep an open line of communication and continue getting to know you after I move.

Boy is like I'm moving to a new state and don't want an LDR but even if I wasn't moving I wouldn't be your boyfriend because that's such a serious label I am not ready to accept until I know you more.

yo coming out of this winter I am just full of insecurities and discontent and being miserable is like not...my vibe.

I love bsky because 1) I constantly get reminded that I need to work out 2) I see other people interacting with their IRLs 3) none of my IRLs are on here and 4) there's always someone cuter!!

those briefs were made for you!!!

I don't support Kyle Cook's actions because they're not gay enough. He should [redacted] me

Bravo heads stay woke: I have started Summer House from season 1

I thought this was that figure skater

ok team I was just not understanding something so my 7 day sadness crash out was only half way merited

say a prayer for me girls I am still sad and kind of don't know how to process!!!

the fact that I have been sad and still living my life for 7 whole days is so DUMB! OVER A MAN

when the afters starts to take a turn I too always say "I don't do groups"

if you're in New York and have the chance to American Sing Song: Hole please please pleas run don't walk

Im like if a gay guy was pathetic

boy is moving four states away so now I have to lash out and make bad choices this weekend I think