2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 30187
- Police action not necessary: 19432 (64%)
- Fixed the condition: 8211 (27%)
- No evidence: 1749 (6%)
- Gone: 170 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 111 (0%)
Avg response time: 45 mins
Median response time: 25 mins
(CSV available by request)
August 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 3401
- Police action not necessary: 1700 (50%)
- Fixed the condition: 1269 (37%)
- No evidence: 390 (11%)
- Gone: 32 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 9 (0%)
Avg response time: 38 mins
Median response time: 22 mins
(CSV available by request)
July 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 3275
- Police action not necessary: 1792 (55%)
- Fixed the condition: 1154 (35%)
- No evidence: 291 (9%)
- Gone: 28 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 8 (0%)
Avg response time: 40 mins
Median response time: 24 mins
(CSV available by request)
June 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 2251
- Police action not necessary: 1250 (56%)
- Fixed the condition: 830 (37%)
- No evidence: 158 (7%)
- Gone: 10 (0%)
- Issued a summons: 2 (0%)
Avg response time: 34 mins
Median response time: 21 mins
(CSV available by request)
May 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 3111
- Police action not necessary: 2001 (64%)
- Fixed the condition: 971 (31%)
- No evidence: 99 (3%)
- Gone: 10 (0%)
- Issued a summons: 20 (1%)
Avg response time: 41 mins
Median response time: 24 mins
(CSV available by request)
Does anyone want to represent us in a meeting with Lt. Blatt at the 88th Pct? Apparently there is "a lot to go over" to explain why the law enforcement officers there can't be expected to follow the law.
This is a real offer. DM us!
April 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 2504
- Police action not necessary: 2009 (80%)
- Fixed the condition: 399 (16%)
- No evidence: 68 (3%)
- Gone: 17 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 9 (0%)
Avg response time: 59 mins
Median response time: 33 mins
(CSV available by request)
March 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 2533
- Police action not necessary: 1901 (75%)
- Fixed the condition: 539 (21%)
- No evidence: 63 (2%)
- Gone: 13 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 11 (0%)
Avg response time: 60 mins
Median response time: 33 mins
(CSV available by request)
Cops always be wanting to talk on the phone :P
February 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 2232
- Police action not necessary: 1829 (82%)
- Fixed the condition: 307 (14%)
- No evidence: 57 (3%)
- Gone: 9 (0%)
- Issued a summons: 27 (1%)
Avg response time: 58 mins
Median response time: 25 mins
(CSV available by request)
January 2025 stats!
Service requests submitted: 2648
- Police action not necessary: 2306 (87%)
- Fixed the condition: 239 (9%)
- No evidence: 61 (2%)
- Gone: 16 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 8 (0%)
Avg response time: 51 mins
Median response time: 26 mins
(CSV available by request)
Not that we know of, but this might be possible with API access. @jehiah.cz do you know? (We keep our own records.)
We have no evidence that any summonses were actually issued (and assume they're lying like the other 99% of responses).
2024 stats!
Service requests submitted: 9217
- Police action not necessary: 7243 (79%)
- Fixed the condition: 1389 (15%)
- No evidence: 419 (5%)
- Gone: 57 (1%)
- Issued a summons: 58 (1%)
Avg response time: 48 mins
Median response time: 27 mins
(CSV available by request)
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3551: "not necessary" (39 mins) 311-20252249
Complaint #3552: "fixed" (45 mins) 311-20252620
Complaint #3553: "not necessary" (45 mins) 311-20252986
Complaint #3554: "fixed" (1 hr 3 mins) 311-20253367
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3547: "not necessary" (42 mins) 311-20250478
Complaint #3548: "not necessary" (12 mins) 311-20250797
Complaint #3549: "not necessary" (1 hr 30 mins) 311-20250895
Complaint #3550: "fixed" (1 hr 15 mins) 311-20251622
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3543: "not necessary" (50 mins) 311-20248871
Complaint #3544: "not necessary" (43 mins) 311-20249338
Complaint #3545: "not necessary" (47 mins) 311-20249675
Complaint #3546: "not necessary" (1 hr 2 mins) 311-20250003
A non-emergency vehicle illegally parked on the sidewalk
Falsely closed 311 Service Request result
Record of tickets accrued by vehicle via howsmydrivingny.nyc
Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3542
Response Time: 2 hrs 20 mins
"The Police Department responded to the complaint and determined that police action was not necessary."
portal.311.nyc.gov/sr-details/
#NY_KEW9018 #NYPD84PctIllegalParking
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3540: "fixed" (1 hr 0 mins) 311-20242815
Complaint #3541: "fixed" (1 hr 22 mins) 311-20243254
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3536: "not necessary" (54 mins) 311-20240729
Complaint #3537: "not necessary" (18 mins) 311-20241181
Complaint #3538: "fixed" (2 hrs 28 mins) 311-20241378
Complaint #3539: "fixed" (57 mins) 311-20242386
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3532: "not necessary" (1 hr 7 mins) 311-20238679
Complaint #3533: "not necessary" (53 mins) 311-20239216
Complaint #3534: "not necessary" (1 hr 5 mins) 311-20239662
Complaint #3535: "not necessary" (1 hr 4 mins) 311-20240254
A non-emergency vehicle illegally parked on the sidewalk
Falsely closed 311 Service Request result
Record of tickets accrued by vehicle via howsmydrivingny.nyc
Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3531
Response Time: 1 hr 6 mins
"The Police Department responded to the complaint and determined that police action was not necessary."
portal.311.nyc.gov/sr-details/
#NY_JHN5302 #NYPD84PctIllegalParking
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3528: "not necessary" (17 mins) 311-20233536
Complaint #3529: "fixed" (37 mins) 311-20233687
Complaint #3530: "not necessary" (28 mins) 311-20234044
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3515: "not necessary" (42 mins) 311-20216590
Complaint #3516: "not necessary" (1 hr 32 mins) 311-20217158
Complaint #3517: "not necessary" (1 hr 31 mins) 311-20218155
Complaint #3518: "fixed" (5 hrs 31 mins) 311-20219137
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3511: "not necessary" (32 mins) 311-20214852
Complaint #3512: "not necessary" (1 hr 1 mins) 311-20215274
Complaint #3513: "not necessary" (27 mins) 311-20216064
Complaint #3514: "not necessary" (4 mins) 311-20216449
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3507: "not necessary" (34 mins) 311-20210363
Complaint #3508: "not necessary" (21 mins) 311-20213536
Complaint #3509: "not necessary" (20 mins) 311-20214118
Complaint #3510: "not necessary" (39 mins) 311-20214373
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3524: "not necessary" (1 hr 49 mins) 311-20230786
Complaint #3525: "not necessary" (1 hr 8 mins) 311-20231980
Complaint #3526: "not necessary" (41 mins) 311-20232624
Complaint #3527: "not necessary" (45 mins) 311-20233107
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3520: "not necessary" (56 mins) 311-20227492
Complaint #3521: "not necessary" (44 mins) 311-20228306
Complaint #3522: "not necessary" (2 hrs 11 mins) 311-20228912
Complaint #3523: "not necessary" (20 mins) 311-20230555
A non-emergency vehicle illegally parked on the sidewalk
Falsely closed 311 Service Request result
Record of tickets accrued by vehicle via howsmydrivingny.nyc
Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3519
Response Time: 1 hr 10 mins
"The Police Department responded to the complaint and determined that police action was not necessary."
portal.311.nyc.gov/sr-details/
#NY_BXM8158 #NYPD84PctIllegalParking
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Location: 84th Precinct
Complaint #3503: "fixed" (1 hr 57 mins) 311-20205815
Complaint #3504: "fixed" (1 hr 7 mins) 311-20207256
Complaint #3505: "fixed" (1 hr 14 mins) 311-20208106
Complaint #3506: "no evidence" (2 hrs 40 mins) 311-20208954