😆 I think I ate there last week 🤢

Oh! I was sure it was something I did! 🙃

The a.m. tradeoff:
Alert with coffee jitters
Or sleep clouded fog

☁️😴☕😬?

#dailyhaikuprompt
#clouds

Seriously!

Dear Mary,

Please find enclosed a Stanley 20‑oz fiberglass curved claw #hammer well suited to fighting injustice. You should soon receive a large shipment from Philadelphia for your freedom project. And I believe you and the boys have the third item well covered. 😉

Best,
A fan
#vss365

(a love story)
A mute songbird
Who yearned to be heard
One day met a nerd
Whose 💓 was stirred
"Speak to me," he spurred
Through tears vision-blurred
She spoke her first #word
Which sadly was slurred
He thought her absurd
Her loins she did gird
Then said a 2nd and 3rd-
They kissed afterward

#vss365

Great write 💔

Stuff I don't really like:

"Let It Be" on endless #loop
Murky puke-green split pea soup
Being left out of the in-crowd group
Ding dong ditch on my front door stoop
A baby up all night with croup
Forgetting how to hula hoop
Nosy neighbors who like to snoop
Eyelids so old they start to droop
#vss365

I write my love a #letter
For my new man loves me better
"Dear John," I start,
"It breaks my heart..."

"𝐻𝑒𝑟 heart?" scoffs formerly Cici's John
Of little brain and massive brawn
Then soothes his injured pride
With the naked lady by his side

#vss365
#writersofbluesky

Awww

Sad!

Thx!

Me too!

Thx!

My sweet chocolate lab grandson

We adopted a pup who loves #water
Soaking wet, she looks quite like an otter
And though I confess
She makes quite the wet mess,
I love that sweet Lab like a daughter
#vss365

(He's a HE but "son" doesn't rhyme with water)

She pours me a drink
Light blue and pink
In the kitchen #sink

"Cheers!" "Cheers!" *Clink*

"It's a girl!" "It's a boy!" We write down in ink
So there's no going back on what we think

#vss365

My sweet fragrant girl
Blossoms right before my eyes,
Full of ripe apples

#dailyhaikuprompt #blossoms

😘

There once was a libertine king
Who dishonored his queen with a fling
"She will never find out!"
Said the two-timing lout
Not knowing his mistress would #sing
🤴

#vss365 #limerick
#writersofbluesky

😆

Great prompt!

Every teacher's pet
She's the apple of their eye
Cherished star pupil

#dailyhaikuprompt #apple

Fair 😆

Great write!

Three #blind mice walk into a bar.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"

#vss365

👏👏👏👏👏

My life teetered on the brink
I barely had time to think
Once I smelled the terrible stink
Of the antidote, a brownish-green drink
A high price to pay for my kink
This time I'm writing in #ink
DON'T DO THIS AGAIN! *Wink*

#vss365

😆 as long as you're both on the same page!

You loved walking #arm in arm down the street, clasping my linked body close, too tight to move away.

I always preferred hand in hand, loose fingers playing in the folds of each other's, tenderly touching, connected by affection rather than force.

Maybe that's why I ended it.

#vss365

😁