No one should have murdered Charlie Kirk.
No one should lower their flag for Charlie Kirk.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I guess all those Middle School field trip kids are big threat.

Maybe after today Hallmark can leave us alone for a while?

Fundamentalist parents be like, therapy??? No way. Gonna raise 10 kids in a bubble so they can't function as adults in a world they're grossly unprepared for instead. #bingewatchingTLC

a man drinking from a cup that says guys ALT: a man drinking from a cup that says guys

Watching the most recent Season of Love Island UK and the girls are all "that's JOEY ESSEX" and as a non-brit I have no idea who this dude is but am enjoying the drama

Dealing with the mental tug of war between taking a day off to do nothing vs hoarding PTO to use it for something fun. Definitely glad I even get paid time off at this point in the timeline.

Oscar is about to be King of Snapchat filters.

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

Mercy, because the US isn't Cobra Kai.

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

Waking up is hard to do.

His most wonderful time of the year.

The Big Door Prize is the best show that no one has heard of.

Hack the planet!!

Almost time!

Big dog is still just a little puppy.. 😊

I really hope the phrase "These kids today with their screens" turns into "these hooligans with their holograms" when tech allows.

Rad, purple pants wearing sax player from the Lost Boys movie, jamming out to his song I Still Believe while Santa flies above him.

Rocking the best Xmas shirt ever today. #lostboys #theyreonlynoodlesmichael #deathbystereo #bloodsuckingbradybunch #timcappello

Tis the Season!!

Wow I heard that since the assassination some American CEOs are "afraid to return to work after the holidays".
Now you know how the school children feel

Puppy resting his head on my senior dog who is likely only tolerating it because he was sleepy.

Turned around from my desk while working today to see my dogs as close to snuggling as they've ever been. Melted.

Glad I don't live my life in a way that my murder would spark a debate about justifiable homicide. Got that going for me at least!

Took me almost a full day to realize this is supposed to read Snow White and not Snowy Titty. I was like, damn, someone really loves winter.

Saw a horribly named supplement being hawked by a young 20-something in an ad on Pluto and instead of saying anti-aging they used "cellular longevity". I don't have enough faces or palms for this.

Living near the mall on Black Friday is like living in a little town that has a popular annual festival. I'm just trying to pick up my tacos and get back home but traffic is bananas.

Kevin Can Go F Himself

I need a fridge that is twice as wide and half as deep. The amount of food I lose in the back is embarrassing. Out of sight, out of mind is real.