Kirkland brand acetaminophen aka tylenol bottle.

Who wants to MAX LEVEL their autism with me!

Ain't that America, when you hear rumors about ICE roadblocks near my Hispanic wife's work, and drive to scope out the area before she goes to work.

And then it's confirmed they're in town, and my wife has to deescalate a near panic attack.

You and me, boy!

Hotter than the plates at a Mexican restaurant

You're not even supposed to drive a car or operate heavy machinery on that shit

Thst scene in Andor where Krennic angry boops Dedra Meero's head

Use a password manager, they said

Sooo much easier

Yousunuva!

I'm performing at the Atlanta Fringe Festival!!

This has been my dream since I uploaded my first Fringe Audio piece ( and had a panic attack and feared shame and ridicule).

My show, Alum-inated!, will illuminate the stage at Metropolitan Studios. Dates forthcoming.

More news to follow.

RFK Jr’s autism study collecting Americans’ private medical records The National Institutes of Health claims it is fulfilling RFK’s promise to find cause of autism by September

If you use an ADHD or Autism related app, DELETE IT AND ITS DATA NOW.

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Goog chance the next pope will be younger and an ultra conservative

The hole in this man's head he can't comprehend the beef he's spawned.

Imagine a million autistic galaxy brains networked to plan his demise.

Hell is a tea party compared to that fury.

Have you spewed in the nasty WC yet?

The good news is my retirement savings are back to pre-tarrifuckery levels.

However, the stress deducted 5 years off my lifespan, so there's that.

Not

One

Fucking

Tear

For MAGATs and anyone who didn't vote because "both parties are the same."

Your bed awaits. There's a 50% tarrif on turndown service. Good night.

Is telling a MAGAT I consider them a threat to my personal safety and everything that implies going too far?

[Checks savings]

NO!

And my spam folder has exploded. I got the same phishing email at my personal and work inbox. I'm in an industry vulnerable to cyber attacks.

Protestor holds up sign that reads: Censorship of Science is Why Krypton Exploded!

Taps sign.

Used to be a $100 bill, but that's probably worth $79.31 now

To be a coke straw in a Wall Street bar restroom rn

To be a coke straw in a Wall Street bar restroom rn

The goal is not to make his cronies rich, but the rest of us poor

At least they can't domestically abuse them.

As a 5x "market rebalance" survivor, be like a Duggar and don't pull out. Inflation will screw us hard, though.

I'm already planning a life reboot in Mexico.

Layoff roulette has started at work.

It would be really cool if I got cancer or had a baby rn

My middle finger needs serious PT from flipping off these assholes.

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Current mood IRL

Sunny the Cookoo for Cocoa Puffs bird believes both parties are run by The Hat Man and wrote in Lyndon Larouche.