there’s also something about losing every year to substantially worse-performing underlying teams (rangers etc) or just being totally non competitive or in sweeps. they don’t beat up on the weaker depth of the reg season grind, get scouted harder and lack a top end element. They seemingly know this

Looking at the @evolvingwild.evolving-hockey.com long term contract projection for Zach Benson

Ole “yeah but his teammates suck” Pope

We cannot have a new Pope who thought Bedard was the next Crosby 😔

Good time to trade Byram for him

I assume his finishing is down?

pretty disappointing offensive profile tbh

Real

Not even the best player on the team either. It’s a shame

parlay locked in

Common Sabres type win

The primary goal of the rest of the Sabres season should be to juice up Zach Benson’s RAPM and sG charts for summer posting purposes.

We made the western world

Last week the Expected Buffalo Discord just started spamming random Sabres playoff drought moments.

Something magical was created from it.

I present the Sabres drought bracket to you. 64 moments.

Tank Region
Yacht Club Region
Swiss Region
Palm Trees Region

Jack Quinn missed a morning meeting in Minnesota bc he was freaking playing freaking jazz records with Josh and Luke

He's outrageous

mega star in hiding. some day…

Beast mode

Kind of wild. Give him steroids

Terry Pegula reading the athletic nhl owner survey from Galveston

Tomas Hertl be goin to Galveston

justin vernon is actually king pu$$y eater

Favorite Bon Iver songs: called like “Pipestone, MN” and he’s crying about a girl he saw at a doctors appointment

Most streamed Bon Iver: called “S&44xx6^” and he sounds like a computer is eating him

I love to be designated as a post-June 1st release

They were doing dry rubs we could not even conceive of

Josh Palmer / Robert Palmer mashup set to “Johnny and Mary”. Could work?

Let’s see if this gets o/u 2.5 likes

Sad to say the Bills outside of Allen might be the Canes. Lots of solid players and a consistent system that churns out DTWOM regular seasons but lack the star power and creative flexibility at the highest point of competition. But thankfully Allen will prob Do It for them

I’m gonna keep posting both places because I like a lot of the people on my curated timeline here and there. Believe it or not it’s really easy to avoid the worst accounts over there. Not really a big deal to me if someone does that