Very Corporal Jomes like

The Pointer Sisters

Using a Dymo gun to make labels for the spine of the case

Hope yer nae gan tae be bleezin' fin ye get hame

‘I’m really sorry I shat my pants and didn’t take a penalty after you brought me on to take a penalty’.

Corporate greed is alive and well thanks to past, present and probably future gutless governments

@cathers1903.bsky.social Aldi shopping all laid past? Gave you & daughter a shout in car park and ye were too busy loading up the car.

A huddick (or twa) fae the Widdensday van will sort ye oot

£72 million wasted😠

Yer nail varnish needs done again min

Aye, it wiz a right cock up

Happy birthday. Hope your having a great day and being spoilt rotten. If not, scweam and scweam and scweam again

I worked with a guy in our Singapore office called Wong Way.

Fa?

Lyre lyre, hair on fire

Corporate greed is alive and well in UK

Here's Kaos (daughter's pup) doing his Robbie Fowler impression oot in Huntly this morning.

It's nae, it's feckin' freezin. Cauld enough tae kill aff pensioners that are nae gettin' winter fuel allowance tae heat their hooses. Jist hid a brass monkey chap at the door askin' if ah'm a welder

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Feel better today?

Been asleep for all of 45 minutes then woke up thinking I'd slept all night. Just dont feel tired now so think I'll have a cuppa cocoa.👋

Fact of the day: The Kennedy Space Center is located inside RFK’s skull.

Do we get another star on the shirt?

You wont find anything about bone spurs in any of the health records

That was the late great Irene Handl your thinking abut

A puckle tae pick fae min

I thought sheep in the north east would have called it "bleating" 😉

Teething problems checking the immigration documents of twitter refugees

Aye aye quine, fit like. I jist signed up few days ago