The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
The worst possible tactic you can use when negotiating a deal with a regime like Iran is to dunk on them in public during negotiations. Any knowledgeable seasoned diplomat knows this. But we have Mr. Art of the Deal who needs to feed his cult and the markets a steady diet of BS.
Shame on DoorDash for participating in Trump’s “no taxes on tips” scam.
Aside from their D.C. DoorDash “Grandma” being a GOP operative from Arkansas, it’s mathematically impossible for her to have saved $11,000 in taxes this year as a result of Trump’s bullshit bill.
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this new series is actually disappointing…
Study: Men Who Want #Tradwives Actually Just Hate Women Altogether, Including The #Tradwives
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Hoping no one will notice that he hit a power plant there overnight?
So this is what a Trump bankruptcy feels like.
What could go wrong?
Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.
Every accusation is a confession with him.
Here’s the thing about using the “Trust us, we’re the good guys” premise to wage a war.
It puts you on the hook to prove you’re the good guys.
Every day. In every interaction.
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Not what you want to see when you’re walking out of Ulta with tornado sirens blaring. 🌪️
That rotation just finally touched down about an hour after I took this.
Here’s a hypothetical.
Two countries (A and B) attack another country (C).
In country A, public support for their attack is over 90%.
In country B, public support is less than 32%.
Whose war is it?
As an Oklahoman, Markwayne getting the DHS top spot from Noel is like going from dumb to dumber.
Wait…another ballroom? But he hasn’t finished his first one yet.
For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.
*America kicks a hornet’s nest*
Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest
Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?
Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?
Has anybody heard what FIFA thinks about all of this?
“Election interference” is going to be his go-to excuse now for everything to try to declare everything an “emergency”. 🙄
Bogus notice possibly being sent to TX primary voters that reads: “President Donald J. Trump's team has received a Texas Voter Audit. Public records show that you have missed some Primary Elections in the past. Voter participation is public information! Casting your ballot in the 2026 Primary Election is a basic and vital responsibility for Texas and America. After the 2026 Primary Election, a 2nd Texas Voter Audit will be conducted and sent to President Trump's team to identify any Texans who fail to complete their civic duty.”
🚨ATTN TEXAS VOTERS
If you’ve received this notice, please let me, the @texasdemocrats.bsky.social, or a Democratic candidate in your immediate area know ASAP!
Not sure if this is legit or not, but just in case. (Via Threads.)
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
We will literally go to war rather than arrest any rich pedophiles in this country.
Republicans telling women to have more babies feels like coyotes urging hens to have more chickens.
Bad day for the dictator. Good day for the Constitution.
The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100
They might as well have told Iran they want four dragon eggs, one unicorn horn, and the fourth whisker of an albino Chupacabra.
Every one of these is a non-starter for Iran and the administration knows it.
