Left my chair for 10 mins….then these fuckers moved in.

So….this Tok Tok thing this weekend….that was “the blip” right?

This TikTok fiasco has been the most elaborate scheme to get people to look at their bio link trees I can possibly imagine.

Release the hounds

I live here

Finally found time to watch the 2008 Canadian zombie movie Pontypool…and bloody hell it’s easily the greatest Canadian film ever made.

Me at every Costco visit for the foreseeable future.

The thing I hate most about this timeline is the resurgent of rope hats.
#butseriously

Silo on Apple TV is dope

C’mon CBC. Do better.

No. It’s a Pearl Jam album cover.

Curious. Those who buy 55” TVs and spend more than $400…

Why?

#marketing

What’s this

Americans ruining yet another thing.

If you think I’m someone who wouldn’t wear a “Zaddy in Training” T-Shirt in public….you’d be wrong.

Got a new life goal.

Peak cinema

At least we have this to play us out…

Of all the cultural moments I’ve lived through recently Alabama Riverboat Brawl is my favourite.

And nobody in the group chat laughed at this. I obviously vibrate at a higher level.

I spent the afternoon staining Adirondack chairs and listening to Yacht rock in my backyard. #oldasfuck

Wonder what would happen if we stopped worshiping assholes.

A neat thing I like to do now is sit in a quiet room and contemplate how many years I have left in my life.

The worst thing about being in your 20s was having to attend like three weddings every summer for like five years in a row.

You kids missed out on some crazy shit in 1986

Gen Z at work trying to confirm I’m not a Boomer.

I gotta fever and the only prescription is more social apps