Being demure by posting a picture of 5 people and saying “I would” instead of “I have and would again”

Close up of my trunk style underwear!

Thighsdayyy

Ask your friends to send hole

Idk the Oscars but I’m voting for everyone Brazilian

💋

Can I feel it too 😊

Gay marriage is ultimately a contract with someone to shave your back forever

Okay well wait a minute king 👀😍

I just think that Darlene MITCHELL #dragrace

Wednesday drinks with my boyfraaaanz

Oh YOUR credit card is it 👀

if you’re single tbh it’s probably your fault because I’m insufferable and boo’d up

With my valentine @jotomami.bsky.social 💕

Picture of one shirtless man dancing in front of another only wearing a jockstrap. It says, “happy valentine's day My husband will really be into you. @YesSirParty”

Happy Valentine’s Day bloomfies from @saderbrioli.bsky.social and I 🥰

Having a great dick day and fighting the temptation to send pics to everyone in my phone 😫

Every gay must use their signature heart emoji react color 💚

Um coelho no joelho
A bee on a knee

I call middle!!

Brian see it’s true ahhhh

My whole brian is broken today jfc

Ok but what if we were having a drink/kissing instead 🧐

@jotomami.bsky.social literally pulled me out of bed this morning to force me to go to the gym 😫

Medically in need of an overpriced espresso martini

Omg another one?!

Oh I forgot to tag: @clammio.bsky.social capricorns are the worstttt

Ok but being born in January is lowkey fucked up like I have to come up with another gift idea?!

How am I STILL sick 😖

Sicknapped earlier today so ofc I’m now awake at 2:30am 🙃

So sick but mostly sad that it means I have to reschedule my tattoo appointment 😫😫😫

How long are you in SP?

Botanikafe is one of my fave breakfast/coffee spots! And then you can poke around Jardims.
Eximia is an increeeeedible cocktail bar