Gonna dress up like this guy all weekend and tell newcomers that the NFL Draft has got a death curse

Giant Edible Pop-Tart Mascot to Be ‘Sacrificed’ at NFL Draft During the NFL Draft will be the first time the public can try a bite of the Pop-Tart mascot as Pittsburghers watch its sacrifice by toaster.

Today for Table Magazine, big news: They're sacrificing a Pop-Tart on Friday. (The Pop-Tart wants this.)

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Collier's Cuts: Who Is Lee Cronin and What Has He Done to 'The Mummy'? While you may not know who Lee Cronin is, does his new picture "The Mummy" hold up to horror movie standards?

Right now for Table Magazine, a review of LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY! We might even discover who Lee Cronin is!

Plus thoughts on the Lorne Michaels documentary and more!

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We put it in a Vigilance show last year. It's SO simple, but it stays in everyone's mind forever.

PTL Weekend Guide: April 16, 2026 YouTube video by CBS Pittsburgh

Here's an all-funny Weekend Guide for Pittsburgh Today Live! Shucked, Second City, Frank Caliendo!

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Dr. Gielgud once again tries to gnaw on my neck while I attempt to enjoy the film.

SECOND ANNIVERSARY SHOW! The Steel City Horror Show celebrates two years with a zombie classic, a VERY special guest and more! Who will join us for this year's birthday celebration? Only one way to find out: Be at the Harris next Sunday night! (The Draft will be OVER by then!) Link in comments!

from The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh ate too much honey and is stuck in the hole that serves as the front door for his friend Rabbit's house. Unable to remove him, rabbit decorates Pooh's butt with a face, antlers, a frame, and a shelf with various knick knacks in order to make the sight more pleasant and domestic

no beautiful images, just important ones

I'm every husband, it's all in meeeeee

Easy with Randy & Abby leading the way!

Yes! Though I mostly think of Talladega Nights. And Final Destination 5.

Collier's Cuts: 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' Needs More Than Just Yoshi to Be Fun 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' is like a level you hate. It’s oddly humorless, deadly dull and we're exploring it all in this review.

A movie made by people who didn't acknowledge that doing a good job was even an option! 🎥

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Listen, I know that Mario and Sonic are friends now and went to the Olympics together or something, but the Sonic trailer playing before the Mario movie absolutely still felt SHOCKING

Collier's Cuts: Zazie Beetz Takes on Dark Forces in 'They Will Kill You' Zazie Beetz is facing her own squadron of bedevilled adversaries in the well-named actioner 'They Will Kill You'. Is it worth the hype?

Truly amazing that THEY WILL KILL YOU has the same plot as READY OR NOT: HERE I COME, including the uneasy reunion of estranged sisters, and the makers of the obviously worse film (it's this one) tried to Dante's Peak/Volcano it. 🎥

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New episode of The Number One Movie in America! All your favorite superheroes are here! Hawkeye! Black Widow! Quicksilver! And your actual favorites, sometimes! Will our hosts declare AGE OF ULTRON to be a Ragnorak-level hit or a Dark World-esque miss?

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The Avengers avenging in a snowy landscape

The Number One Movie in America takes on Avengers: Age of Ultron. We all used to care about this shit! What happened?

Topics include: the Bad Man who directed this, @seancollier.bsky.social's first big 10/10 movie for 2026, and "does Vision have a dick?"

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Because the pain (and fleeting, occasional joy) lingers, we've got a bonus episode of The Number One Movie in America on the Oscars! We live-chatted (via voice notes, forgive the quality) from two coasts as the show went on, reacting and grumbling in real time!

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The Mysterious Dr. Gielgud rolls her eyes as Sean looms behind in a cheap ghost get-up. Sean's feeble attempt at being frightening is not landing.

Dangit, Dr. Gielgud, don't roll your eyes at me! I insist that I'm a scary ghost! The STEEL CITY HORROR SHOW is this Sunday night! Your clue: SCIENCE! What does it mean? What evil experiments will be conducted? (We promise experiments!) Join us at the Harris Theater!

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It was my Twitter bio for like 5 years

I have never been LESS confident in my picks

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Q: Why does Richard Linklater take so long to make movies?

A: Because his name isn't Richard LinkNOW!

Collier's Cuts: The Third Colleen Hoover Adaptation Hits Cinemas 'Reminders of Him' Delve into 'Reminders of Him' movie adaptation and its exploration of love, loss, and social commentary in a realistic setting.

Right now for Table Magazine, reviewing the latest Colleen Hoover adaptation, REMINDERS OF HIM!

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He's just so bland in that movie (Timmy, I mean)

A skeletal death, in a black, hooded robe, sits, hand under chin, scythe on the ground, surrounded by flocks of ravens. The painting "Tired or The Weary Death", Pavel Karlovich, Wenig

The Weary Death / Tired, Pavel Karlovich Wenig, 1915

#TheVictorianBookoftheDead #AlfredHitchcockDay

I liked it, but no part of me wants it to be a major award winner.

Joely Richardson and Academy Award Nominee Laurence Fishburne in a dirty and grim Alien-style spaceship, looking at something horrible with their surprisingly-intact eyes

Little Treat time on The Number One Movie in America! @seancollier.bsky.social got to pick a non-NOMIA and went with 1997's Event Horizon, a movie that has never previously been referred to as a treat of any size.

Also discussed: Scream 7 and The Bride!

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Collier's Cuts Oscar Predictions for 2026 Sean Collier of Collier's Cuts gives us his Oscar Predictions for the 2026 award show. See who's bound to take home a win!

Today for Table Magazine, my occasionally hopeful and possibly accurate Oscar predictions!

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Collier's Cuts: Reviving Universal’s Monster Classic by Giving 'The Bride!' Her Due Sean Colllier delves into The Bride! movie review, showcasing Jessie Buckley's dual role and the fascinating modern twist on a classic tale.

Right now for Table Magazine, let's talk about THE BRIDE!, a long overdue and way over-the-top spotlight on the classical Universal monster.

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Right now for Table Magazine, here's a (somewhat conflicted!) review of SCREAM 7!

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Same as everything — on release day. No critics screenings in Pittsburgh anymore, so have to plan to see everything last-minute.