the number we will never escape

I need to, I forgot how many people I enjoy and love are over here 🥲

megan! hi!! goms!!!

i miss you!!! i feel like i forgot how many of my people were over here. i’m still on the bad place.

omg it’s so nice to see you! 🫶🏻✨

i miss you friend 😭

I wonder the pricing even. I will be there tomorrow and am genuinely curious. should we price is right it? $75? $100?

HI EVERYONE - miss you over here - GOMS TODAY, GOMS TOMORROW, GOMS FOREVER 🫶🏻🔱✨

one more comment on this like I think if they did a high low moment (french fries & caviar, potato chips & caviar) they *maybe* just *maybe* could have pulled it off but turning the ballpark into the Wynn buffet is diabolical

I have been summoned and I think it is so so absurd like do they think this is the US Open sponsored by Rolex or??????????

a true honor and that tweet really is not only my truth but some of my greatest work

oh my god, i need to be over here more regularly i miss you all so much

SAME WE WERE DROVE IN FROM GILBERT OH MY GOD WE ARE LIVING PARALLEL REALITIES.

WAIT BESTIE I WAS THERE AND SAME THING HAPPENED TO US I HATE THIS

it doesn’t get better than this i’m
convinced

in peoria watching the mariners padres game. it’s 65 and sunny, two beers and one hot dog in, the hums of the ballpark….. nothing short of bliss. i’m almost in a meditative state.

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in my king k. rool era

i want to rent this coat so bad but i just know the second i put it on, my husband would call me king k. rool (he wouldn’t be wrong)

great website definitely not full of nazis

you know what’s really annoying? that you really do feel better after a workout.

I’m not sure! I can’t even log in past that point to see. buuuuuuttttt I have an idea of what it likely was just unable to confirm.

lol. lmfao even.

i wonder what eugenio suárez is doing right now and i hope he’s happy

absolutely glorious. I bet there is no rain delays in heaven either.

no offense to football, but I wish it was baseball that was on all day today 🥲

the calm before the storm and I am very much enjoying

pre-gaming my hosting with a big cup of coffee while snuggled up with my dog watching a Thanksgiving episode of Barefoot Contessa (it is perfect)

thanksgiving mood