¡Buenos dias!

Gosh, Mick, that's really special. Love it.

When i was a kid in Switzerland, there was a family circus that used to come to town regularly, and my dad became friends with some of the people running it. We used to go down and see the show and I remember there was a guy who span plates as an act and one night he just kept smashing plates…

Fabulous!

#Mums26 How lovely, thanks Ian. Please name my Mum, Carol Dolan and her sister Margaret Cresswell.

¡Bienvenido!

Again! 😂 We pass like ships... Forecast to pick up after the weekend, so hopes for better pictures next week.

Oh, gosh, I'm envious - wild and stormy at Mezquitilla today!

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

Knorr Stock Cubes - the Hen Party. Pea & Ham fae a chicken? Now that's clever.

Fucks' sake.

Jees, I honestly thought the same!

Beautiful. We've just demolished my first attempt at making your Yule Log. Delicious, thank you. Merry Christmas xx

Merry Christmas Jay. See you on the other side!

Wow. Just wow. Perfect.

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

¡Bienvenido!

¡Hasta pronto!

I can share one today too - Metquitilla, Andalucia around the same time...

I finally have no words

Oh gosh, that's astonishingly beautiful this morning! The light is perfect...

Mango Covid 💃

Glad is wasn't just me!

The Alhambra is my favourite place. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. But the gardens? Simply stunning. I've modelled my wee garden on them in homage and have to keep revisiting for inspiration 😊

Up to 88,748 signatures. We need to get to 100,000 by 22nd May to be able to push for a debate in parliament...

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Hard like

Your best yet!

Norwich-based. I know the lead singer. They're excellent.

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Chilling. He'd do well to think on these. Thanks Chris. All the best to you and yours for the New Year