Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

My "Not involved in human trafficking" speech has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my speech.

😤

I've been playing around with the playtest for months, I downloaded the full version today and it's nothing short of spectacular!

DEI at its most insidious

race communism

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.

Folks, I give you the New York Times

I don't throw around the term masterpiece often...

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

The Jewish History Stolen By Zionists w/ Molly Crabapple | MR Live YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

The Lost History Buried By Zionists w/ @mollycrabapple.bsky.social | MR Live
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Kanye West - Not Racist Anymore feat. Simon (A.I. reconstruction) and Garfunkel (real)

Slopulism at its most eye-rolling

This is just Nostalgia Politics by a different name. I have basically zero interest in anything that politically looks like this.

not to be dramatic but i do think that when you make an AI video of a dead person you are ripping their soul from the afterlife and torturing it with a machine

Alas, poor Elvis! I knew him, little Marco:

A Snowy Plover chick walking on the beach next to some sort of Beach greenery

Vibes are bad. Enjoy this snowy plover chick next to a very large beach shrub. 🪶 🐣

I have a music joke, but I can't figure out the right cadence

Orson Welles on ozempic

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

If you run to be an elected representative, you have an obligation to represent the electorate, not complain when the voters didn't suck it up for milquetoast candidate who refused to distance herself from a historically unpopular, historically demented, historically old genocidaire.

Absolutely crazy framing to call anti-genocide protestors "genocide people."

Harris lost because she conciliated to GOP rhetoric on immigration, on war, on trans rights.

The dem autopsy showed that her stance on gaza forfeited the election. And frankly analysis like this should be discrediting.

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

What I take away from this is: for reasons humans will never understand, Kangaroos are 100% ready to defend the planet against invasion.

This should be what inspires patriotism in the average American

(smoke bomb explodes, a smirking Kamala emerges for the first time since the most embarrassing loss in a century)
"I was brilliant enough to know this would happen but spineless enough to do as little as I could to stop it from happening"

In my personal opinion, which is objective fact, this is not the ideal tone to bring to 1) a memorial service and 2) a discussion about the fascist takeover of our institutions

It kind of rocks to see just how bad she is at this. And she was the better option!

They fired Kristi Noem for being openly poly with Corey Lewandowski

To support the war in Iran is to disrespect the legacy of someone who did politics the right way #wearecharliekirk

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.