If you were the interviewee I’d hire you on the spot!

I must be getting old because I have no idea what the fuck a kpop demon hunters or a clavicular is

AND WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO
IS THAT EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE QUITE ALL RIGHT
‘CAUSE I’VE GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET
AND OTHER ONE IS FLICKIN’ A CIGARETTE

Also; lovely pole 😈🐷🥵

a man 's head with the word panik written on it ALT: a man 's head with the word panik written on it

It wasn’t working at all for me last night, I was like

bathroom lighting covers up a multitude of sins. or something, I don’t know, have a mirror selfie 😜

What movie defines the 80s for you?

Okay but being a non-American millennial nerd I read this as “coming soon to PlayStation Portable” 😂🙈

Wooof!!! 🥵🔥

Sheesh, some small minded folks outing themselves in the comments

Just gorgeous 🥰

Fuckin’ WOOF 🥵

Aww, you guys ☺️ thanks @wagtail.bsky.social @roughian70.bsky.social

Feelin’ cute today.

I wonder what Erick’s butt looks like 🤔

Make menswear great again 👏🏻

If I had a dollar for every time…

only a few moments while helping a guy unload a sofa from his trailer, but they were a glorious few moments.

Honey I hope you know there are PLENTY of men that fantasise about you…

Great cock; and I’m gonna take a wild guess and say JCRTNY?

I finally experienced Costco hotdogs and pizza slices earlier this year, and I loved it. (We only have about a dozen Costcos in the whole of Australia and none in Tasmania)

Looking good handsome ☺️

Looking cute!

the aftermath of a morning well spent 🤤🐷

From the other day, when I was feeling piggy and my fetishes were coming through 😈🐷

Wow, that bites! Sorry to hear - but hopefully it was at least a pleasant drive?

One of those movies I know word for word ❤️

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

I’ve never actually been cruising before… but tell me, would you give it a go with me? 🐷