When Hinge stops working, we cc: @rspb.bsky.social

Sorry but why has no one locked this ass down yet??

Pleeeeease support live comedy by buying tickets to this show xoxo 👇

It's LIVE COMEDY DAY today which is the perfect day to buy tickets to our amazing (and only) show at @sohotheatre.bsky.social

The only April Fool here is you if you don't get tickets!!!
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This is SO extremely exciting! We're doing a big show at Soho Theatre and you *have* to come
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I know what he said lol and it isn't true but thank you so much for trying to explain it to me xoxo also his beard sucks and makes my opinion more valid

Timothee Chalamet's tiny beard is worse than anything he said about opera and ballet

(bear in mind I think what he said was so bad!! that's how much I hate this tiny beard!!)

Intellectually I know it is causing me and my life absolutely no harm at all but I can't help feeling there is something very cursed and sinister about Timmy's Tiny Beard and a lot of things would get better in the world if we shaved it off

Her week must have been really fucking weird before now

I've had the Alan Partridge version of Wuthering Heights in my head for a full week.

GREAT idea. I love that

Omg I'm desperate to see this now

If money was no object, what would your ideal gallery/museum be? What specific pieces would you like to see alongside each other? What's the visitor experience? What ridiculous things would you spend money on? What nonsense ideas would you want to try? Who would be doing it?

If money was no object, what would your ideal gallery/museum be? What specific pieces would you like to see alongside each other? What's the visitor experience? What ridiculous things would you spend money on? What nonsense ideas would you want to try? Who would be doing it?

White sand christmas!!

merry christmas I'm afraid

I'm furious and ashamed of this country. The main thing the UK has given to the world in recent years is the oppression of trans people

Saying you stand with trans kids, that you believe in inclusion, that you ban them with a "heavy heart" is the most disgusting display of cowardice. Words are meaningless if you say something while doing the opposite.

A few excerpt from this week's newsletter, my last one until March!! Read it right now, or I might never return and then you'd be sorry

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No Black Friday or AI Tuesday or Sheffield Wednesday, discount till the end of the year!!

There was no Black Friday discount on LMAOnaise membership because we ALREADY HAVE A 20% OFF birthday discount and it runs until the end of the year!

You can get an entire year for 8/10s of the price (I think that's the best way to describe it)

SUPPORT US 🙏
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Dynamic pricing is exploitative and theatres should be ashamed of doing it

It's this level of Christmas spirit intensity or NOTHING

Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up

The only hot Who up in Whoville 🌟💎

I used it in conversation with my friend the other day and they way he looked at me when I said "I'm just having such a problem with cancel culture at the moment"... I think it's important to popularise *my* usage of the term

I've started using the term "cancel culture" to refer to people cancelling plans at the last minute because this is a very real and annoying issue that affects my life, unlike the other definition of cancel culture which isn't real as people like jimmy carr and louis ck prove daily

sometimes things suck and you've got a headache and it's raining and you've just had your hair done and the bus is on diversion and then just as you're nearly at your door you realise you have chicken kiev in the freezer x

Festive Knickers, Alison Spittle and Material Girls Comedy shows to see this week :)

We loved seeing @lmaonaise.bsky.social feature a couple of our pals this week. We always knew they had good taste😉

Have a little looksie at their picks @alisonspittle.bsky.social & Urooj Ashfaq. You'll see some other familiar faces too...

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I’m editing the guest features that are going to go out while I’m away for three months and ommmggggg they are INCREDIBLE. I’ve even got one that’s so spicy it had to be anonymous. you have to subscribe now if you want to know about the secrets of the comedy world… 👀
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