The Justice Department demanded Wayne County, Michigan turn over every single ballot, receipt, and envelope from the 2024 election. Wayne County is Detroit the largest Democratic county in the state.
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I sooooo much prefer the word “regularise!”
I am a terrible judge of character.
I have two choices: Treat everyone with suspicion or accept that some of the folks I treat well will treat me badly, and I probably won’t see it coming.
I choose the latter. I’m sturdy. I can take a few hits, and I don’t want to make others carry my baggage.
🤜🤜🤜
(Shouldn’t a southpaw use a left hand emoji???)
I’d be pretty happy going home with that guy, too!!!
Proof that the universe does have a sense of humor.
The entire catalog of Vanilla Ice aside, there’s also the remarkable Rosemary Clooney’s remarkably bad cover of Come On-a My House.
Before “cringe” was a thing we said, that rendering was a visceral example.
For those of you who need something else to bitch about, I strongly suggest musical cultural appropriation abominations.
I.e. Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters covering Is You Is or Is you Ain’t My Baby?
I like Crosby, I like the Andrews Sisters, but they had NO business touching that song!
Fuck L.L. Bean and the flannel they rode in on.
Reddit post from the subreddit "r/cats" titled "how to take the perfect photo of your cat." [person holding a phone with a piece of salami covering the top of it while the cat looks intensely at it]
Marmot joined the Save the Forest Service movement!
Shit.
I forgot George Carlin.
How could I forget the master of 7 dirty words???
I still miss Robin Williams.
And Danny Kaye.
Our world is a better place when geniuses are around to make us laugh.
After our “community standards violation” for asking people to message brands to speak out against the dismantling of the Forest Service, we had a team work all weekend knocking out a website for the same purpose. It’ll be live in a few hours.
Image of an exchange Aliens invade: “EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT” Humans: “oh thank fucking god” Aliens: WAIT, What???
This felt timely.
Dear ICC,
Please, come and get them.
We promise not to post bail or even attempt to muster a defense as long as you promise to hang them when you’re done.
Sincerely,
Sane Americans Being Held Hostage By The Pumpkin and the Rest of the War Criminals
SaveUSFS.org is live. This week we’re going after six major outdoor brands. Companies that have spoken out for public lands before. Companies that built their whole identity around wild places. We need them to speak out again.
A man wearing a red MAGA-ish cap that reads, “Make America Great Britain Again”
I am prepared to learn to spell all over again.
COMING THIS FRIDAY!
Don’t you just want to scream?
Well, how about a passionate conversation instead?
People love our Brews & Views nights! The next event is the evening of 3/27, at our office in downtown Hillsboro.
Learn more and order tickets: buff.ly/OQUuTcs
Talent always has fans. :)
I nearly drowned a stolen horse.
Ah, memories.
This is what I shall declare when the Pumpkin dies or leaves office.
Gen X - we may be forgotten, but we know we had MTv when it played music videos 24 hours a day and parents who had no idea what we were up to.
I dunno - they say everything comes around again. Your music worked then and totally hits the right vibe today.
I’m so excited!
This is so awesome!!!!