Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Me: Onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table
waiter: white or red?

Me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers

I saw people complaining that hoppers was centrist but my main takeaway is that corporate democratic politicians will find a way to do the right thing if they are threatened with grievous bodily harm

@jon.turningfortune.com YO

this skeet started a journey that ended with me locking down a used bolt for 12K, so thanks for that

Just going through the recycling delivery to see if there’s any mail in it

Kpop Demon Hunters - 2025 Review of Kpop Demon Hunters - 2025

finally got around to the movie adapted from the hit soundtrack, turns out it’s really good phils-web-site.net/reviews/kpop...

the day that "goed" becomes "went" will be a bittersweet one

Anthropic’s philosopher, Amanda Askell, speculates that “poop…may in fact be a kind of pee”

I cannot read this but am thrilled that it exists

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This is the bell curve meme too

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

A very merry Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, to those who celebrate

I'm imagining that this is a game where the only thing you do is look at cars and pick which one is your favorite

PAUL ATREIDES: May thy knife chip and shatter.

ME: [thought he said "have a good day"] You too!

hell yeah. love a good web site

all that good old appalachian mountain music is just the thing for convincing me it’s gonna be okay, less because those sad sad songs ever imply it than because i mean shit if guys living like that could make time for music and beauty then what right do any of us have not to

Everybody thinks 'https:// stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

oh man I love this new journey for you

They all have fast cars and furious men

I mean I love them all for different reasons

Start with the first one

you ought to make a website. you ought to make it a canvas, a great irrigated field, a confessional booth. make it an amphitheatre, a private tea service with friends, a graveyard, a bedroom, the sunset light through shutters. you ought to make a personal website, make it carefully, make it home

getting the zoomies in my grave

spinning in my grave (in admiration)

as in any conflict, the children are innocent