“That comport with our American values” i.e. invading other Middle East countries? Yeah, they’re doing that.

Still from 1981 movie Fear No Evil, of Antichrist raising his arms on a decrepit balcony

Free idea, up for grabs:
RUN REM
RUN DMC cover band, except they play exclusively REM songs.

That somehow isn’t epic enough. He’s got to be even worse than like, early American colonial governors who approved of witch trials and so forth.

Fuck that guy.

I’m gonna be sick. I can’t stand that creep.

I gotta agree, it was extremely “politically brave” to run for president as a convicted felon and adjudicated sex abuser. And I guess it would also be “politically brave” to start a nuclear war with your approval in the mid-thirties.

Why are all the guys standing like they just got hit in the nuts with a tennis ball?

They warned us about men taking over women’s sports, I guess it happened.

I heard that. I used to just not show up, whenever possible.

IMO it’s redundant to qualify “socialism” with “democratic.” Socialism is by definition democratic.

And they will infect each other with the flu, so they will be sick instead of fighting Trump’s idiotic fascist wars. There’s an upside, I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

That’s right, they spontaneously speak Mandarin.

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with chinese characters on his face .

MAGA heads when they find out you don’t idolize Obama, Biden, or Harris, and that you only vote for Dems because there isn’t a workers’ party:

I thought FB & IG were already run by bots 🤷🏼‍♂️

IMO Trump getting dog-walked by Netanyahu into attacking Iran puts him on par with George W idiocy. If he orders ground troops in, he far surpasses W in stupidity bc Iran is a way bigger, better geographically set up nation than Iraq.

If Kash had been the Director of the FBI in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, Jaime Gumb would’ve been able to finish their girl suit.

It’s not an administration, it’s a crime wave 😳

a black and white photo of a large obey sign Alt: a black and white photo of a large obey sign that switches to CONSUME sign

You don’t even need the THEY LIVE glasses anymore

I’d like to register a complaint:

* the MAGA heads weren’t right about DEI

The MAGA heads were right about DEI.* I heard about a federal employee, diversity hire, who is a raging alcoholic, and completely unqualified. Now everyone’s afraid to fire him, and he’s suing the media for reporting on 9 whistleblowers who reported his fitness-for-duty issues.

How can anyone listen to Maria Bartiromo? She sounds like a cat that got its tail caught in a vacuum cleaner.

Whatever, I wish the news would stop treating Trump like a reliable source of information.

Or maybe he’s developed a disorder where he involuntarily blurts out things Jessie Lee Peterson would say.

Mechanics of comedy. Classic reversal of expectations.

I saw a clip of Dave Chappelle doing this bit where he was playing a guy who constantly denies being MAGA, but then punctuates it by saying the most whites supremacist MAGA head shit imaginable, including claiming to have “made money off the plantation”

This is the equivalent to basing a story on his Jesus Trump tweet, and saying, “Trump revealed that he is Jesus Christ today…” why didn’t they report that as the truth, as well? Who’s deciding what’s real?

Bonus points for having a random picture of a ship & USA flag patch to sell the story.

As an American, I feel personally insulted by the poor quality of this propaganda. Put some effort in to make it look real. Americans deserve better misinformation.