[1] The sword was a prop, they said.
Nothing to worry about, they said.
So why were his clothes suddenly feeling so tight ...?
A piece for Xindur!
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"Hey! Your boyfriend left something with me 'bout nine months ago, mind taking it off my hands?"
[2] Of course, such a pursuit is also prone to rash action, which leads to certain ... consequences.
(Oops, forgot to post this one here! Here ya go!)
With so many of myself running rampant on the SarvLabs campus it comes to no surprise that there is a significant amount of conflict between the numerous scientists endlessly trying to one-up each other, pushing the brink of science to its absolute limit time and again!
[2] Of course, such a pursuit is also prone to rash action, which leads to certain ... consequences.
(Oops, forgot to post this one here! Here ya go!)
Re-Introducing the SarvLabs ORBIS! After several years of development everybody's favourite Aesthetic-Class drone makes its return to the shelves of stores everywhere!
Order your ORBIS today!
A piece for Devlin!
Tarry Tarry Night
Paint your world in blackened blight
Heavy waves you cannot fight
With eyes of darkness that will claim your soul~
A piece for Devlin!
Y'know, I'm beginning to think the cheap "lind seed" supplements I ordered online are more than just an unfortunate mistranslation, not sure exactly what. Can't really put a claw on it ...
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Just a heads up, buddy; if you try to stop me chewing these things it's about to get REAL interesting for you~
Look, I am a night owl and I do NOT do mornings, so I would recommend treading quietly around me whilst I sleep. You will get no other warnings.
A piece for Jacques!
[5] Turns out that even getting fired wasn't the end of it - something about an "eternal servitude" clause of a non-existent contract that ensured that even after being fired, a use was found for me ...
[5] Turns out that even getting fired wasn't the end of it - something about an "eternal servitude" clause of a non-existent contract that ensured that even after being fired, a use was found for me ...
[4] Of course, it's all fun and games until you hear the dread words no unwitting minion wants to hear:
"You're fired"
[4] Of course, it's all fun and games until you hear the dread words no unwitting minion wants to hear:
"You're fired"
[3] Turns out that If I thought that the ritualistic humiliation of my demotion ended with the chain chomping, I was to be sorely mistaken.
[3] Turns out that If I thought that the ritualistic humiliation of my demotion ended with the chain chomping, I was to be sorely mistaken.
[2] Trying to escape my fate I learned that getting caught is to be rewarded with a gentle "nudge" down the totempole to something more easily chained down...
(I realised I never posted the rest of this series here, so time to fix that!)
[2] Trying to escape my fate I learned that getting caught is to be rewarded with a gentle "nudge" down the totempole to something more easily chained down...
(I realised I never posted the rest of this series here, so time to fix that!)
When offered the once-in-a-lifetime chance to ride that fat Koopa dick, I leapt at the chance!
Unfortunately for me, it turns out he prefers his lays to be more... minion-shaped and bullyable...
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[2/2] Welp, too late to worry about that! Time to meet the large paw of the law~
[1/2] Gotta watch out for those shady cosplay sites that offer high quality outfits for suspiciously cheap prices; sometimes you might find yourself getting a bit TOO into character.
For Xindur!
[2/2] Welp, too late to worry about that! Time to meet the large paw of the law~
With so many of myself running rampant on the SarvLabs campus it comes to no surprise that there is a significant amount of conflict between the numerous scientists endlessly trying to one-up each other, pushing the brink of science to its absolute limit time and again!
Seeking a loyal individual to attend the needs of a prominent patron of draconic heritage
Applicant must be comfortable working all hours, responding to summons, and ensuring that no wish goes unmet
Benefits include lifetime employment, private accommodation, and immortality in the master's name
The first of two demonic taurs that I was commissioned to design for a buddy of mine. Of ice and soul and chain - meet End Bringer!
For Devon!
So uh... I ... got a new ocarina and ... well... NATURALLY I had to play a few silly songs on it and then ... uh...
Well... THIS happened...
What do I ...?
What do I do now...?
#TFTuesday #TFEveryday #transfur
The second of two demonic taurs that I was commissioned to design for a buddy of mine. Of lava and flame and masterwork weaponry - meet Warmonger!
For Devon!
Yes, it is very funny. No I will not elaborate on how I got into this situation.
You should let me out of this right now.
I DARE you.
Drawn back for Centaur Day, I just HAD to celebrate appropriately!
...Now who wants to go for a ride~?
"I thought you were into bondage!" My boyfriend said, grinning as I stared back at him whilst cold stone infected every inch of my flesh.
I couldn't even scream as his deft fingers continue to mould me, robbing me of my humanity and changing my fate forever...
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