I honestly don’t see this happening. The Starship program has run into setbacks costing them at least a year and a half.
SpaceX has to wrap up everything with Starship by 2028 and hope a republican wins the presidency. If a dem wins, Musk is in a world of hurt. Deservedly so.
On one hand, you have a pope with a Doctorate on Canon Law from Pontifical University of St. Thomas Aquinas.
On the other hand, you have a guy who may or may not have fucked a couch.
Did you all survive or is someone rolling up a new character?
You ain't truly Catholic unless you've gone ten rounds with Catholic guilt by the time you're ten.
When the day comes and he meets the great celestial Mayor McCheese in the sky, it will be interesting to track birth rates nine months later.
You'd think 20 years in Afghanistan would have taught that lesson to someone, but here we are again. Three years later.
The Artemis astronauts displaying the best of humanity while exploring the celestial heavens while the worst of humanity rages in his lonely little white house.
Evergreen advice in the age of social media.
The Civil War was predicted to be over in ninety days. Funny how things actually turn out.
I didn’t know what a true bad movie could be until Frank and company introduced me to Coleman Francis.
His movies aren’t just bad, but they crush the soul.
As the old joke goes, "With capitalism, man exploits man. With communism, it's just the other way around."
Does he need money this bad?
I used Mastodon for about a year but there were lots of purity tests and true believers. Has it got better over there?
But yeah, this is the best that Blue Sky will ever be. With that much cash on the line, it's only downhill from here.
Separate coals produce little heat and will slowly fade to ash, but put those coals close together, and you have a fire that can grow with the potential to melt steel.
These poor guys are receiving a full blast of Trump's back draft.
Evergreen post about every single Republican administration in my lifetime.
To my wife:
I'm sorry sweetie. I can't shovel the driveway. I lost my ID last week. You're gonna have to handle it for me until I get my license replaced.
Are you going to be able to sit comfortably to control the puppet? Or is it basically sitting on the floor for large blocks of time?
This clip reads like abridged self-help advice for sociopaths.
Someone caught a whiff of the diaper.
Chinese crested FTW!
Alien Isolation is my all time favorite though. Have you also tried Still Wakes the Deep? It's short but I really enjoyed it. It doesn't overstay its welcome.
My daughter and I played it together on the PS5 also. We made it to Act 2 then she went back to college. It was pretty fun. I don't think it was her thing, but I definitely plan on finishing it.
The thing I like about RE games is B-movie cheese component. It's like playing a good/bad movie :)
I thought that 117 was a McDonald’s logo for a moment and now I realize it should be.
In another universe, it's Schumer in the seat:
Ummm, do the Baileys approve of the photo? I guess that's okay. Um, no, I'm mad. I think. Am I mad? Should I be mad?
Jefferies:
<Blink><Blink>Whisper: how is this polling? what do the donors think?<Blink>Blink>Please continue.
Looking to get away from the horror of real life and play some horror video games like Resident Evil Requiem? Feeling a little terrified, though?
I wrote an article on how to manage your fear and actually enjoy scary games.
#games #ResidentEvil
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Maine is a very strange state. It's very blue in the Portland area, but it gets very libertarian / conservative as you drive north. My buddy lives there, and he calls it "the south of the north".
Platner comes across as a typical Mainer and I'm guessing that appeals to Mainers right now.
Aikido is a wonderful counterweight to stress. It’s a non-competitive martial art based on movement and flow.
People tend to be thoughtful and compassionate and it feels great to throw someone knowing they won’t get hurt.
With the release Resident Evil: Requiem, I thought I'd take a look back at the game that started it all.
#ResidentEvil #games
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Obligatory (and a banger of a song):
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#mst3k