Man are lazy, entitled bastards.

Not a myth.

Inside Drake's iceberg is the Epstein Files.

Shouldn't have been done in the first place, Albo.

Doug Ford in a selfie.

Why do you hate the photo you took of you and Doug is at an unfortunate angle?

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The future of electricity is wind and solar, new report says. Canada is lagging is behind | CBC News Renewable energy met all new demand for electricity in 2025, according to a new review of global power generation, preventing any increase in the burning of fossil fuels to produce electricity and hig...

RENEWABLE BABY, RENEWABLE!

www.cbc.ca/news/science...

The election of Avi Lewis rocked the establishment and I’m here for it

I personally prefer Commissar Clare.

I'll have you know that's my Tinder motto.

Justin made her do it.

Thanks Trudeau.

Mark Carney speaks to new recruits for his Praetorian Guard.

This is a great idea.

Look at your young chimps fighting
Look at your female chimps crying
Look at your young chimps dying
They way they've did 500 years before

Gun 'N Chimps - Civil War

Don't forget to claim your Doug Ford jokes as a political donation.

Yes Doug, making a case to buy a 28.9 million dollar private jet while people are dying in hospital waiting rooms and schools are run on the smell of an oily rag would convince me. I'm sure most Ontarians would agree.

You gran is going to be a hurricane this year.

Teen sprint sensation Gout Gout just eclipsed one of Usain Bolt’s records. The Jamaican icon has this advice for him. Sprinting legend Usain Bolt has told CNN Sports he hopes teenage phenom Gout Gout “finds the right people” to have around him as the 18-year-old continues his meteoric rise in the world of track and f...

Both Gout Gout and I are from Queensland, but unlike him, I can't run out of sight on a dark night.

www.ctvnews.ca/sports/artic...

Highlighting bowel issues on the CN Tower just rectum.

The Toronto Blue Jays Are Going Through It YouTube video by Clare Blackwood

Wrote a lil sketch about the Blue Jays! Don't ask about the New York accent!

www.youtube.com/shorts/YtTvY...

Butter Tart is my male stripper name.

Pervert Peepers.

Military enrolment rebounds, but Canadian Forces still thousands short of 2017 target | CBC News A surge in military recruiting pushed regular force enrolment to its highest level in decades, with reserves also beating targets. Yet the Canadian Armed Forces are still thousands below 2017 goals. F...

I'll join, but only if I'm called Canbo.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

We all can't have brains and rugged good looks like you, Fuzzy.

LEAVE DOUGIE ALONE!!!!!!!

Are you caught between the moon and New York City again, Clare?

TIMELAPSE: Iconic Spitfire replica removed from roof of KW Surplus in Kitchener YouTube video by CTV News

Achtung! Berlin Spitfire!

youtu.be/XtBPRS2PQCs?...

Doug Ford at the Schroeder Ambulatory Centre in Richmond Hill.

Why do you hate Doug is here to support you for your MRI to look for genuinely funny political satire?

Pierre Poilievre at Multicrete Precast Inc. in Winnipeg.

Why do you hate that Pierre got to meet a large group of his favourite Village People member?

Oh Canada, our home on native land.