thank you for drawing truthbot in my copy of Get Rich, mr. dril san. Hope you get your Billions$

He invented the Televised Interview . That's why they call him "The boss"

We must carry His spirit. It is time

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

weaponizing extreme misogyny by asking every girl in my contacts list if they are Wet Jeans Club or Dry Jeans Club

"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"

i got added to a group chat once and this man freaked out and accused me of being a troll and had me booted from it before i even said anything. Thankfully he never did anything worse than that

"Your posts are worse than Bieber"
"Shirt look like a shop rite bag"
"You have sold out the fans ."

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

google doodle fans are shocked to see that today's one is just a pic of some guys shit. well played sir, april fools is once again Respected

Thank you for youre service (Cash register noise)

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Im so frustrated with the inefficiencies of the US Gov't Im just going to directly contact Israeli guys on here & offer them Blood Sacrifice

the word " yolo " .... i will never say such shit

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Gaming Lover Dad Shirt for Him, Gamefather Daddy Men's T-shirt, Video Gamer T-shirt for Men, Father's Day Video Games Tee from Wife

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

"donut go in there" ace venutra

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

i disagree with his politics & life style but i truly wish him the best. may he enjoy his beer and retro games safe from trolls for eternity