i like that commercial where pedro pascal tells me I’m perfect

Eric and Murial attempt a kiss but out of the blue Mother Hen Crowley chases the demon away with his trusty plant mister.

Guys… I’m still kinda stuck here with protective dad-figure #Crowley.

Come join me in this mire!

Any combination of those three will always be *chefskiss*

Oh no, now gonna have to rewatch them. What a tragedy.

IKR
I mean, also so blasphemous bc I have the reboot pair in my head rather than the originals, but Karl Urban always wins out in everything

It feels oddly blasphemous, but I’m living through a Bones/Spock phase and I’m not sorry

Congratulations. You found it. The thing you've been aimlessly scrolling for, feeling unfulfilled. This is it. You can go to bed now.

🖤🤍
Solo les quería hacer siendo felices

#goodomens #goodomensfanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphalexcrowley #fanart #digitalart

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Omg my sweet soft boys 🥰

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

DO IT

17. Any scars? -
Several, but nothing too interesting. A good few different surgery scars, chicken pox circles, one abdominal stab wound, one squiggle on my palm from catching a smashed glass, some old piercings.

16. Perfect Date -
Coffee and a bookshop. Or a walk at the seaside and then arcades and ice cream. Or maybe a zoo where we can pet a tapir and then have tea and cake after.

15. Biggest Male Celebrity Crush -
Pedro Pascal (no surprises there). Closely followed by Michael Sheen, bit of Adam Driver, David Tennant can join in too, Karl Urban my boy, yes.

14. Biggest female celebrity crush -
Professor Alice Roberts. Closely followed by Daisy Ridley and Emily Blunt. Absolute queens among us commoners.

13. Cats or dogs? -
Dogs. Every time. Every dog. Cats are overrated and… fragile. Dogs are joyful and squishy and sweet and I love them all.

12. Phobias -
People being disappointed by me. Phobia meaning an irrational fear that I am aware of, right? Yes, I avoid a lot of people, family included, so they aren’t disappointed by me. Yes, I need therapy.

11. Favourite Store -
Handsfuckingdown TK Maxx. I spent so long in there once I got a ticket for overstaying the 3hr allowance in the car park. Never living that down.

10. Obsession -
I don’t think I actually have one rn? I recently had a Terror period, and Good Omens is a longterm love. I’m reading a lot of Star Trek fic right now, thinking a lot about Bones and Spock… does that count? And Nectarines! Eating a few a day 🤣 love a good nectarine.

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

An angel tushy was pinched here.
I will not be convinced otherwise.

9. Sexuality? -
Raging bisexual. Straight married but really he’s an outlier 😂 I’ve always been bisexual but mainly homoromantic.

8. Relationship Status? -
Married. Been with spouse for… 18 years? I think? A long time anyway - growing old and fat together 🥰

7. Crush? -
I’m really boring and I don’t have one that’s not a celebrity crush. And they come later, apparently. Like… my spouse? I guess? 😂

I’m doing it in order, but I might get there soon 😍

6. Do you drink? -
At parties and Xmas. The medications I take don’t like it, and I’m a bloody lightweight now. Pimm’s & lemonade in the summer, though, is my favourite occasional treat.

5. Any siblings -
One big brother, who lives on the other side of the world 😭

4. Hair colour -
Black/brown/grey bits

3. Eye colour -
Dog poo brown

2. Height -
Ok I was actually measured the other day and I used to be 5’5” but now I’m 5’4”, so about 164cm I think? Not long until I’m the shortest in my family 😭