Just read his wikipedia page and he doesn't seem like the brightest guy in the world

The mighty Western civilization... felled by a children's song

Fair

Maybe it's a comedy of errors where the minions' reckless behavior dooms the nazi war effort (like the ruler in the Minions movie who got squashed by a pyramid)

There’s no abuse of the courts. There’s no misrepresentation to a tribunal. No harm to a client.

There’s no duty to prop up the Supreme Court’s majesty!

So long as reporting is done ethically and within the bounds of journalistic standards, that’s the end of it.

Trying to think of which Model Rule would apply to this for a lawyer who isn't actually a SCOTUS staffer 🤔

(I've done this and it wasn't fun)

Yeah, I don't want to sleep overnight in the airport because I missed the last flight from Denver to Seattle

Younger child says we have to watch Clue in honor of Tim Curry's birthday today

Skeet from a few days ago "How much do you wanna bet that the DDOS was because Bluesky didn't ban Molly Shah? Those people are unhinged"

Here's a weird hypothesis

LIVE LAUGH LOCHNER

Are you sure this person doesn't secretly hate you?

Ew

Are you suggesting that the Court is twisting irreparable harm to suit its purposes, and isn’t being consistent in how it either measures or balances this critical concept?

Good to wake up to in my inbox 💚

New Killers single

No one makes bizarre conspiracy theories quite like the Russian variety

Of course he calls it "the Ukraine"

His supporters on here have only intensified my serious misgivings about him

There’s an old fashion rule that I’m making up as I type it: “quirky” is only charming if you don’t make everybody hate you

Woke 2 hitting CEOs like

I watched Eastman, in real time, testify to the Georgia General Assembly that it was their *duty* to overturn my vote in 2020. He lied about evidence. He misled his client about the law. Law profs who back wannabe coup leaders and authoritarians should retire because what’s the point of law at all?

Several years ago, someone who looked just like him robbed a local bank.

Not sure if they were ever caught

...

🤔

Pretty funny when he fails altogether to address the substantive merits of Eastman's disbarment

Election denial is like jazz.

Randy Barnett, quote-posting Jeff Clark: This is a travesty. If making allegedly questionable constitutional arguments is a disbarrable offense, bar disciplinary tribunals would be in permanent session.

John Eastman was not disbarred for making "allegedly questionable constitutional arguments," and characterizing the decision that way is risible.

Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine

Yeah, a lot of lifetime wealth transfers through trusts wouldn't show up on his income

Wilford Brimley too

Preparing for some kind of Ballroom Blitz