is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

The cuteness aggression this gives me is diabolical.
#urianger #gposers #uriangeraugurelt #elezen

An illustration of a yellow and pink moth kitten being held by a pair of hands.

✨🌸Uppies! 🌸✨
[ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]

🌸The rosy maple moth kitten plushie launches today at 10am pst 🌸
Help reach the goal and get your very own moth kitten plushie!
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Urianger: so I must hide mine identity from my former allies... may I choose the manner of my costume?
Elidibus: whatever you think will work
Urianger: so I may wear a veil and skirt?
Elidibus: sure
Urianger: do you think they might think I am a girl
Elidibus: listen,

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

is that all this guy thinks about

One two punch stickers on my way out of work today.

wuk lamat high as balls. ¿quieres?

GIRL???

Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4 holding a massive blunt in his hand like it's a rocket launcher. Behind him is a bunch of cannabis plants.

‘tis the season

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, WHEN SUDDENLY SHE BEGINS TO BLINDFOLD HIM SLUGGO: WHAT'S DIS FOR ? NANCY: I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU P2- NANCY TAKES SLUGGO OUT TO THE YARD P3- SLUGGO IS STILL BLINDFOLDED NANCY: NOW HOLD YOUR ARMS OUT STRAIGHT P4- SLUGGO, STILL BLINDFOLDED AND HOLDING HIS ARMS OUT, AND WONDERING WHAT NANCY IS DOING NANCY POSITIONS THE HANDLE BARS OF PUSH MOWER IN SLUGGO’S HANDS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1949

Luigi says "Spit in this hole"

Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊

Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.

Urianger and Y'shtola in very sexy black dresses that show way too much thigh and hip for a Sharlayan wedding.

this is absolutely way hornier than you described and way too inappropriate for such an event, but my brain heard "black widow urianger + y'shtola" and i got couvid and blacked out and woke up with this in hand:

Vaporeon snacks 🩵🌀💦
#cuteart #pokemon

thancred and urianger at their hotel room's minibar before they have to report in for msq duty on the 28th

Post from the r/Jerma985 subreddit of someone’s Jerma mii in the new Tomodachi Life asking them to guess what a red fleshy mass is, with the title “this isn’t edited, mii jerma really did make me peep the horror just now” in reference to a post made years about a dream where Jerma became a mainstream celebrity by randomly showing a red fleshy mass on stream that was the funniest thing ever to those who saw it while also causing a random person to die

art imitates life or whatever it is that they say

"You may call me... Gundham Tanaka. Remember it well, for it is the name that will one day rule this world!" 🐹
I should replay Danganronpa one of these days, it's been years 😭 #danganronpa

I MADE THANCRED AND URI AND INTENDED FOR THANCRED TO END UP WITH MY SELF INSERT BUT YAOI STARTED FIRST

Abeautiful drawing of Urianger; he is holding a card up to his lower lip, his eyes glancing downward with a pensive expression.

"Fate shall by thy guide." #urianger #ffxiv

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Official Urianger art

Those arms. 🥵

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen