Oh so I shouldn’t offer ours to lend to try it out then ok

It’s not e-coli, it’s a cut phase.

Heart worried cholesterol nonsense is ruining cardiovascular system.

I ate your plums
that you were saving for breakfast!
and you will forgive me
because you are weak on crime

A chihuahua peeking around a chair leg with the text “ me staying away from drama, but suspiciously well informed all times”.

gm

idk man it’s so easy to just stfu

The real lesson of the Hungarian people's victory over authoritarianism is that people power can defeat dictators.

The massive opposition movement led to a massive electoral victory. We can do it too!

The headline should be “Trump Threatens Genocide: ‘A whole civilization will die tonight…’”

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

[50 years of neoliberalism leads to the collapse of the middle class and the rise of neo-fascism]

Democrats: A tax cut can fix this.

“It is right and just.” Is camp.

I’m drunk on Costco marg mix and playing stardew valley. AMA

Trump’s new budget adds an extra $500 billion to fund wars abroad — about $3,700 more for every household in America — while cutting health, jobs, housing, and education.

Put simply, it takes more of your money for foreign wars, while making life in America even more unaffordable.

Omg Kyle

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today.

Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere.

Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

I’m really pleased with my work so far this year. 🥰

Nobody wants to open the office 365 portal and immediately see copilot. Nobody gives a flying fuck. Give me immediate access to the goddamn applications that I use.

This administration is acting like money is unlimited, bombing countries, flying private jets around the world, etc. So don't let anyone tell you there isn't enough money for universal health care.

What if we cuddled on the couch and watched election returns??? 🥹

The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here His name is Donald J. Trump.

"We have at last found a global villain who matches the bugbear — an ill-informed violent despot who seems to enjoy carnage for its own sake, & who has the power & will to project terror & violence anywhere on earth for any reason or none.

That global villain is, of course, President Donald Trump."

Stop. You’re going to make me fall in love.

🤣

It was snowing?! In Pasadena???

This guy gets it.

I swear to god the printer issues I continually have with my Mac are going to drive me to become a windows user.

“I never seen how it affected me,” he said. “And now I see, you know how important the school board is, how important the quorum courts are, how important the county judge position is. I mean, it is so important, and I could never stress it enough, and I’ll never miss another one.”

Hooting, hollering, pumping my fist in the air

This whole Epstein File episode has really brought home how much we’ve lost our empathy on a massive scale. There is actual evidence both documented and verified by survivors of horrific crimes. Committed by people at the highest levels. Yet not one of them has been punished.

Greetings from the Swiss Alps 🥰

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