I’ll start posting on here more but only if people are supportive of me saying beast mode regardless of how something makes me feel

this is the worst night of my life

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

I feel very strongly that I will continue to have manipulative music taste into parenthood. Turn off the damn bluey songs we are playing old arctic monkeys albums and doing double digit subtraction

delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

She dressed like a drum major at PragerU

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

Honestly it’s useful that Italy has a soccer team which all the fascists openly root for. Here in America somebody says they’re a Boston Celtics fan and I still have to ask 2-3 more questions to know what I’m dealing with

the chicago bears:

your best shot at stopping lamar jackson this year is tainting the ravens water supply to trigger his bisexual woman style IBS otherwise it’s not happening

cool. anyway here’s an aisle-by-aisle breakdown of the grocery store i regularly shop at down the street. i live in new york, so it’s on the smaller side as far as grocery stores go, but there’s a lot to love about it, so much so that i regularly go to shop for a single meal

And i’m not talking alcohol. That’s inappropriate. They wouldn’t do that. Except for chick hicks and the cars in radiator springs whose views were not allowed to be expressed during the movie

The cars universe bravely asked the question of what if auto vehicles could enjoy a beverage

Sources tell me they pepper sprayed Herbstreit’s 3rd string dog

are you gonna tell your grandchildren that we had a second Donald Trump Presidency because Kamala Harris did not go on a show where guests eat spicy chicken wings

ultimately not the first nor the last white boy drinking a tropical red bull listening to forget it by blood orange on the commute home from work but far and above the most important to do so

Fight was so fucking boring jake paul and mike tyson didn’t even kiss once

Avoiding negative energy today (not looking at my work eta)

Further committing to the mullet has been fantastic for the soul but when i first roll out of bed i either look like i’m on lesbian booktok or way too into chappell roan discourse

I’m building my brand early

Do they have baristas on here yet or do i have to leave and come back